Nowhere, and I mean nowhere, in the 3-4 months of orientations did anyone ever mention that at some point, a Japanese kid may try to stick their fingers up our butt. That's something I would have liked to know, personally.
Why doesn't that guy just call the kids who are grabbing his dick a bunch of faggots? If he called them faggots in front of all the girls they would stop.
Wayne Brady was on Conan last night. He was talking about the same thing happening to him when he worked in Japan as a singer, except it was businessmen grabbing his dick. Maybe they're all faggots.
When I was in Japan I think I saw like one black guy. He was working in a Sbarros in Tokyo. Seeing a black guy speak japanese is very strange.
Even stranger than seeing a black guy talk with a british accent.