Not the town. The experience. The airline fucked up and we got stranded in memphis. Then we were shipped to houston before landing 5 hours late in N.O. One of the two airlines that fucked with us lost our luggage. we didn't get it back until the next morning. That's just day 1.
I've discovered my new alcohol intolerance; i can't tolerate alcohol. my body decides to shut down after 1 or 2 drinks. I had a feeling something like this was happening to me lately but it could've waited.
The sound of 2 50 year olds fucking all night in the next room is NOT a turn on.
I didn't get to see any boobs. but there was a lot of hotness down there even if 90% of them were tourists themselves.
I got a sunburn on my face.
And the best part of the trip . . . I got the flu. Stuck in the hotel in bed for 2 1/2 days with nothing but shitty tv shows.
