woke up after a night of drinking to take a piss and have 2 streams of piss coming out of your dick not being able to make both of em into the toilet?

ive had that happen, only not after a night of drinking.

I get the dual streams all the time.
but it's rare that they don't both make it into the toilet.

How does THAT work?

swamplorddvm said:

I see.

DUAL streams? haha, Ive gotten like, a wide or thick one before, but never 2. Double peeing freaks.

the 2 streams for me is usualy one big one straight into the toilet and then this odd stream that does not project forth, it just kind of falls out of my tip and hits the floor or my feet.

it is even weirder to me that i can get up at 3 to piss and be fine then wake up at 8 with a hangover and sometimes puking if i went to bed with right after drinking.

When I was a much bigger alkie than I am now I used to get dual streams a lot. One day I finally figured out what caused it.
A tiny, tiny piece of lint would get lodged in my dickhole, separating the stream. When the two streams join back together it means your piss has forced out the lint.

Sure its kinda gross but its better than finding out you have an STD.

solution to the dual piss...

cup your hand and hold it out to ricochet one of the streams into the toilet.

POWER PISSING!

I only get dual streams, after a night of porkin.
As for the drinking, I take 'olympic' pisses.
Those are when U havta stand back about 5 or 6 feet, just to be able to get the correct trajectory, with given arch being much too obtuse for apartment toilets.

or just give it a good shake, that usually breaks it apart

just piss in the kitchen sink. problem solved.

btw tom....u should do the cup thing, then not wash and have a bagel.
take a walk on the wild side!!!

I hate it when you really have to piss in the morning but you cant because you have a hard on. You practically have to do a fucking handstand on the toilet seat.

powerkok said:

bingo.

your dix must be full of syph

LoL.....no, I just fall asleep mid sperm-explosion and it adheres to my kotz.

myself, on the other hand, am full of the syph. the discharge makes for a fantastic cracker spread.

it's like a mustard plug. it's not anything with std's or anything.

I just pissed 2 streams!
and then I realized my boxers were on backwards.
oopies!

powerkok said:

quoth the powerkok

Hooker said:

I've actually had to go in the bathtub because I woke up hard and I couldn't hold it any longer.

Josh_hates_you said:

happens to me every fucking time

yeah, i've experience the Wrath of 2 Stream. definately sucks, especially when you gotta try to make both go in the toilet.

another shitty thing that happens when you first wake up is the random direction spout. Usually it points straight up in the air and you end up pissing all over the back of the toilet, then pushing your cock down so quickly that you piss all over your feet, and eventually you find the right way to aim to get it into the toilet. Not fun, unless you like that sort of thing.