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returntothepit >> discuss >> why does every band from russia fucking suck? by xeatadickx on Mar 20,2005 4:07am
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toggletoggle post by xeatadickx  at Mar 20,2005 4:07am
it blows my mind how a microscopic country like malta can give us awesome bands with good recordings like beaheaded, abysmal torment and hemlock, but russia somehow manages to shit all over the bell curve and provide not a single good band from its enormous borders.

every band ive ever heard from there has shit recording, lame guitar riffs, non-existent double bass, crappy vocals and slow sloppy blasts. am i just looking in the wrong place or do russian bands just huff dong all day?

satarial SUCKS
miscreant SUCKS
barbarity SUCKS
merlin SUCKS
scrambled defuncts WISH THEY WERE CANNIBAL CORPSE

the only bands from over there worth a shit are fleshgore and nokturnal mortum, and they dont count since technically theyre from the ukraine.

and another thing, why do thier labels suck too? every russian label ever started either signs corny-sounding bands who no one on earth has heard of and then they sink after 6 months, or theyre frauds who rip off other labels in cd trades.

god i hate russia

im gonna go listen to insidious decrepancy and bake



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 20,2005 4:22am
I happen to like saterial.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Mar 20,2005 7:49am
Graveland is one of the best black metal bands ever



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Mar 20,2005 8:19am
Mental Home was awsome! what are you talking about?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 20,2005 8:54am
cuz all the cool russians are busy slaughtering chechnyans to make good metal, derr



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 20,2005 11:16am
Mental Home's stuff sucks for the most part, couple good songs.
isn't Endless from russia?

and graveland is really good. I accidentally downloaded some thinking I was downloading grave.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Mar 20,2005 11:18am
Graveland aren't from Russia...Darken is from Poland...

Plenty of solid bands from Russia mostly BM/NSBM:

Forest
Old Wainds
Ashen Light
Blackdeath
Temnozor
Der Gerwelt



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Mar 20,2005 11:18am
Graveland is Polish.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 20,2005 11:24am
and grave is swedish, go figure!



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Mar 20,2005 12:15pm
Tangodorim are Russian Jewish Emigrees to Israel



toggletoggle post by Todd NLI at Mar 20,2005 12:22pm
Abominable Putridity is sick, they are kinda like Repudilation,Devourment stuff like that



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Mar 20,2005 12:53pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
cuz all the cool russians are busy slaughtering chechnyans to make good metal, derr


hahaha



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Mar 20,2005 1:20pm
Ashen Light is great. I thought Nokturnal Mortem were Russian for awhile but they're not. I have one other Russian band that is decent but I can't remember who the hell it is.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 20,2005 3:26pm
A bunch of good Russian bands...

Ambrazura

Ashen Light

Atoll Nerat

Condemned Cell

Der Gerwelt

Fetal Decay

Fleshbomb

Grenouer

Mind Eclipse

Mortem

Nosferatos

Pagan Reign

Psilocybe Larvae

Radigost

Rossomahaar

Scrambled Defuncts

Scratching Soil

Sunchariot

Tales of Darknord

Temnozor

Thy Repentance

Tvangeste

The 1st Scrambled Defuncts CD reminds me of Pyrexia - Sermon of Mockery!



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Mar 20,2005 7:46pm
i feel the same way about Baltimore sometimes.



toggletoggle post by T$money$ at Mar 21,2005 1:02pm
russia sucks in general. They cant do anything right



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 21,2005 1:05pm
T$money$ said:
russia sucks in general. They cant do anything right


I heard they don't know how to log in to websites, what idiots



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 21,2005 1:27pm
GORKY PARK
nuff said.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Mar 21,2005 1:28pm



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Mar 21,2005 6:30pm
Russia exported all of its BMW driving, spandex shirt clad bad trance music fans to the general Brookline, Brighton, and Newton area. Good for them, bad for me.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Mar 21,2005 6:52pm
damn commie pinkos



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