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returntothepit >> discuss >> The Pope is Dying!!!! by aterribleguitarist on Feb 2,2005 10:57am
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toggletoggle post by aterribleguitarist  at Feb 2,2005 10:57am
I heard on the news yesterday that the Pope is at death's door! Why delay the inevitable? "Let's go to the Vatican, get him out of bed, put a noose around his neck and hang him till he's dead!"



toggletoggle post by korpse-l- at Feb 2,2005 11:06am
i've been playing this game in my head to predict the pope's death for a while now. i must have chosen 6 dates already but the old bag just won't shit the bed. the last date i chose was new years day. now i say it will be 02/06/05.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2005 11:11am

the d00d seems tr00 to me...



toggletoggle post by korpse-l- at Feb 2,2005 11:12am
hahahaha!



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Feb 2,2005 11:45am
Hang the Pope, hang him by a fucking rope.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 2,2005 12:00pm
starts and ends with Nuclear Assault 'Game Over'

I like how on 'South Park' they just have him withering in his chair going "bibble-duh-bibble-duh-bibble-duh" with his lips



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2005 12:05pm
is that latin?



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 2,2005 12:08pm
nope, just gibberish, as he is often speaking



toggletoggle post by tbone_r  at Feb 2,2005 12:17pm
if the pope keeps living it will "be a miracle, god is watching him". if he dies a painful death it will be a "god doesnt make everything in life pleasant, some people have to die".

this is, by the way, a very slow painful death. he has like 5 diseases and can barely breath.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Feb 2,2005 12:20pm
I thought he was already dead and that theyd just made a puppet out of his carcass to fool the masses



toggletoggle post by korpse at Feb 2,2005 12:20pm
he looks like a lost mongoloid in that picture



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2005 12:41pm
The pope wished a Happy Easter to the world in 58 languages as part of his "urbi et orbi" (to the city and the world) address in April 1998. Age and deteriorating health forced the most traveled pope to cut back on his visits.

hate religion, the pope, and all...
but I have to respect someone that can do that.



toggletoggle post by aterribleguitarist  at Feb 2,2005 1:19pm
I think it's also important to point out that the pope's real name is Carol.....hahahahaha! faggot



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 2,2005 1:24pm
ANYThingf from the church is gibberish... hail SATAN, kill niggers, jews and spics!!!



toggletoggle post by METALMATT666 at Feb 2,2005 2:21pm
Death to All things Holy



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Feb 2,2005 2:23pm
i bet my nana has a house full of prayer candles right now...



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toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Feb 2,2005 5:19pm
hehehe, remember Maniac on the live Mayhem cd? "we got another fucking pope here in italy"



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Feb 2,2005 5:26pm
"i here by dedicate this next song to the pope, CHAINSAW GUTSFUCK!!!!!!!!!" i laugh whenever i hear that



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Feb 2,2005 5:28pm
"ATTILA COME ON THE STAGE, ATTILA!"



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Feb 2,2005 5:31pm edited Feb 2,2005 5:31pm
such a good album \m/
"Does anyone out there believe in god?! Well let me tell you something, GOD IS DEAD, and he died when the angels fell and this song is call the FALL OF SERAPHS!!!!!"



toggletoggle post by pisscup at Feb 2,2005 5:47pm
good



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