Well after nearly a year, we have decided to part ways with our current bassist. I am not going to say anything bad, I am not going to say anything good. This post is strictly to let others know that we are starting to audition bassists in the area starting this week. Steph was definitely a contributing member of Wretched Asylum, she just wasn't cut out for direction we are trying to take this entity. And that's that.

Interested Bassists, go to www.wretchedasylum.com to check out what we are about, and go to www.myspace.com/wretchedasylum (there is a live track at this link that is not on our site)

Must have experience, transportation, a job, professional attitude, and sick stage presence. We are looking for both female and male roles, not partial to either.

Steph will be playing the last three shows coming up on the 23rd, 30th and 1st of the new year. After that we will be having the former JUNKCHIEF bassist filling in until we make a decision on a permanent member.

Please, only serious and motivated individuals apply. Contact Phil at webmaster@wretchedasylum.com for more details.

Note, we are a heavy/melodic theatric metal band. If not interested in the theatrical/image aspect, you are not for this band.

Spread the Fucking Hatred! - Phil

THEATRIC? female and male roles? This ad screams "DONG HUFFER"

I wonder if she broke up with the other feller from the band when they kicked her out.

maybe they kicked her out BECAUSE the broke up.... hmmmm. .... band politics... the moral of that story is DONT FUCK YOUR BAND MATES

You better stop making out with larysa then

HAHA you better stop molesting the boys on your label

why? im not in their band?

still, its bad business to be engaging in said activities

it's a label perk

well, I'm sure you enjoy that perk to the fullest, sicko

now that she's out of the band does that mean we can gang bang her now?

Why should it have stopped you before?

Maybe she's died from the gallon of semen someone left in her stomach.

paganmegan said:

i certainly dont think so.

Maybe she wasn't as turned on by all the rape threats as their singer was.

Hahahahaha, she looks like Alexi.

as in Alexi Laiho

it wont be as much fun gang raping her now that shes not in that band.


i'm still up for the task, but it just wont be the same

By the way, that was no insult to her, Alexi is kind of...pretty.