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returntothepit >> discuss >> Religion...what do you believe? by Barf on Dec 13,2004 12:37am
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Religion...what do you believe? - usless poll
1Christian
2Atheist
3Wiccan
4Pagan
5Satan
6Uhhh...I dunno?
7Jewish
8I hate religion, fuck off...
9Buddhist
10Sieg heil
11moonworshipping suicide cult
12other
no vote


toggletoggle post by Barf at Dec 13,2004 12:37am
Let's have a nice discussion or not...



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 13,2004 12:38am
bahf, puke, whateva



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNlI at Dec 13,2004 12:38am
anything could be anything



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 13,2004 12:38am
agnostic



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNlI at Dec 13,2004 12:43am
relentless...no stopping

bahaha couldnt resist the sac reference



toggletoggle post by El Justin at Dec 13,2004 12:44am
i have a feeling this is going to be the longest thread ever



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 13,2004 12:45am
sodomy... it wasn't on the list



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 13,2004 12:46am
actually, I guess that's more of a way of life



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 13,2004 12:46am
i pray to the bum god and worship the bum, the best body part ever.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 13,2004 1:02am
I started a new religion called Crustianity, we sit around listening to Disrupt and watching Family Guy.



toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Dec 13,2004 1:08am
i believe you should shut the fuck up



toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Dec 13,2004 1:08am
i choose "or not" for 300



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 13,2004 1:11am
humanbonedeathmachine said:
i believe you should shut the fuck up


ha a taste of my own medicine, i love it



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Dec 13,2004 1:12am
Joe/NotCommon said:
I started a new religion called Crustianity, we sit around listening to Disrupt and watching Family Guy.

im down... not that i particularly care for Disrupt... i just fucking love family guy



toggletoggle post by tbone_r  at Dec 13,2004 3:14am
i'm more of a seinfeld guy myself



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNlI at Dec 13,2004 4:38am
\m/ family guy \m/



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Dec 13,2004 7:11am
El Justin said:
i have a feeling this is going to be the longest thread ever


dude no way will this beat the neverending thread of death



toggletoggle post by CongoogetalZobotomy  at Dec 13,2004 7:21am
im with the moon worshiping moon cult



toggletoggle post by cradleoffilth at Dec 13,2004 10:52am
Satan Mothafuckers



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 13,2004 10:57am
Thelema



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 13,2004 10:59am
Christraper said:
Thelema


as in the order of the golden dawn?



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 13,2004 10:59am
word



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 13,2004 11:00am
I've read up on it a bit myself



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 13,2004 11:02am
have you now...



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 13,2004 11:03am
what book?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 13,2004 11:08am
I can't remember the exact title, but its basically a compilation of "lost" documents of the order, different scrolls all getting into the philosophy and whatnot



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 13,2004 11:09am
Also some aleister crowley stuff



toggletoggle post by dan. at Dec 13,2004 11:11am
Yes, I believe. I believe in death. I believe in disease. I believe in injustice and inhumanity and torture and anger and hate. I believe in murder. I believe in pain. I believe in cruelty and infidelity. I believe in slime, and stink, and in every crawling putrid thing, every possible ugliness and corruption, you son of a bitch.

I believe ... in you.






toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 13,2004 11:16am
paganmegan said:
I can't remember the exact title, but its basically a compilation of "lost" documents of the order, different scrolls all getting into the philosophy and whatnot

Lost documents? Never heard of it. Do you remember who wrote it and what Crowley books youve read?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 13,2004 11:20am
I'll look at the book when I get home today, and I will post it and the editor's name tommorow. I have read moonchild and diary of a drug fiend. I think moonchild is one of the weirdest (if not the weirdest) things I have ever read



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 13,2004 11:33am
Oh youve read some of his fiction. Yea thats cool. I know what you mean about moonchild. That part during the sabbath is pretty fucked.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 13,2004 11:54am
I swear that book has some kind of hidden message... its so cryptic and bizzarre, thats the only thing I can think of to justify that kind of weirdness



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 13,2004 12:06pm
Crowley was very fond of taking large doses of various narcotics and seeing where his mind took him resulting in books such as moonchild. Theres alot of hidden meaning in that book as well as every other book he wrote. Crowley liked to play games.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 13,2004 12:17pm
Didn't he allegedly have issues with summoning forth "demons'?



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 13,2004 12:20pm
what do you mean "issues"?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 13,2004 12:24pm
They apparently wouldn't leave him alone.. I read it in an encyclopedia somewhere.. that he called forth things that dogged him for the rest of his life... its interesting, but I take it with a grain of salt.. I wondered if you knew anything of his apparent hobbies in calling up spirits



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 13,2004 12:32pm
I think crowley was a bit of a fruit, but an interesting character nonetheless



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 13,2004 12:34pm
90% of the things you read about Crowley as a person from anything other than a book written by himself or one of his students (which also should be read between the lines regardless) is complete bullshit. Its all hype for the newspapers. Crowley thought it was funny. Crowley knew quite a bit about goetic evocation and if i dont have trouble with it i doubt very much that he did. I seem to recall reading one account however about Crowley allowing his body to be host to some ancient demon which apparently went horribly wrong. I dont doubt that something like that happened; everyone makes mistakes but i would imagine the story had been blown a bit out of proportion over the years.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 13,2004 12:37pm
paganmegan said:
I think crowley was a bit of a fruit, but an interesting character nonetheless

he was definitely out there but he was as sharp as they come




toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 13,2004 12:37pm
Outside portrayals of him tend to paint him as "evil" and as a devil worshiper..



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 13,2004 12:39pm
he liked to keep it that way. clever way to weed out the ignorant.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 13,2004 12:39pm
Christraper said:
paganmegan said:
I think crowley was a bit of a fruit, but an interesting character nonetheless

he was definitely out there but he was as sharp as they come



His observations of mankind seem pretty dead on.. such as the power of the will towards things like addiction



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 13,2004 12:41pm
he was definitely familiar with addiction



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 13,2004 12:43pm
He was definitely familiar with alot of the darker aspects of life



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 13,2004 12:44pm
Now I really want to reread moonchild and diary of a drug fiend....
what else is out there for books on him?



toggletoggle post by Cryptic Anthony at Dec 13,2004 12:47pm
My dad knows all about this Crowley stuff. When I was a kid, he was involved in something called the OTO. I don't remember what it stands for, but we had some pretty weird people coming to our house.



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Dec 13,2004 12:48pm
Nothing.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 13,2004 12:49pm
um.....lots of stuff. Id start off with 777 and The Book Of The Law but theres quite a bit of good reading to wander through. Anything by Lon Milo Duquette is worthwhile as well.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 13,2004 12:50pm
I'm interested in all different religions,( just for the sheer sake of knowing , )but subscribe to none



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 13,2004 12:51pm
I will definitely check those out, thank you



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 13,2004 12:52pm
Cryptic Anthony said:
My dad knows all about this Crowley stuff. When I was a kid, he was involved in something called the OTO. I don't remember what it stands for, but we had some pretty weird people coming to our house.

Yea dude some of those people can be pretty flakey. Ive been to a few OTO meetings and i think you get alot more accomplished on your own than if you joined an order. Thats not to say that you cant learn something from them but i think they get too caught up in the tradition and scripture than whats behind it.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 13,2004 5:04pm
"atheist"



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Dec 13,2004 5:06pm
i believe in the titty and the vagina !!!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 13,2004 5:11pm
PRAISE TITTY AND VAGINA!!!



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Dec 13,2004 5:25pm
AMEN Brotha say it again say it again !!!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 13,2004 5:26pm
PRAISE TITTY AND VAGINA!!! *faints and shakes on floor*



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Dec 13,2004 6:14pm
praise tits praise vagina amen brothers and sisters amen, i love the titties and vagina i love the titties and vagina praise them in their name amen !



toggletoggle post by josiah_the_black  at Dec 13,2004 6:24pm
zarathustra is a pretty cool theory/religion



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Dec 13,2004 6:37pm
Does Zarathustra have titties and vagina?



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Dec 13,2004 7:36pm
Agnostic, though not really a religion. But since its not on there plus I'm leaning more towards atheism anyways so I'll go with that...though not really a religion.



toggletoggle post by josiah_the_black  at Dec 13,2004 8:10pm
religion is "gay"



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Dec 13,2004 8:26pm
Titties and Vagina dammit worship at the alter !!!!



toggletoggle post by coldnorthernvengeance  at Dec 13,2004 8:30pm
Zarathustra... the Viking prophet? Ragnarock right?



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Dec 13,2004 9:53pm
pagan Odinist



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 13,2004 9:57pm
pancakes



toggletoggle post by retzam at Dec 13,2004 10:53pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
I started a new religion called Crustianity, we sit around listening to Disrupt and watching Family Guy.


I only read to here before I got really excited. I'm in Joe, when is my initiation?



toggletoggle post by ACAnthem at Dec 13,2004 11:10pm
I don't see straight edge on there ha ha



toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Dec 13,2004 11:33pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
humanbonedeathmachine said:
i believe you should shut the fuck up


ha a taste of my own medicine, i love it


hahaha, i just saw the title of the thread and my belief came up just like that before i saw who else posted. but yeah, if you love your own medicine so much, shut it ya fuckin dolt. you suck at this game



toggletoggle post by GOD at Dec 15,2004 10:47pm
believe in me my children.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Dec 16,2004 5:08pm
The combined IQ of everyone on this forum is 18.
Except me.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 16,2004 5:33pm
"god" you suck! You took my idea.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 16,2004 5:33pm
Abbath said:
pagan Odinist


Yes, but you actualy believe?



toggletoggle post by Jeebus Crust at Jun 23,2007 3:06pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
I started a new religion called Crustianity, we sit around listening to Disrupt and watching Family Guy.


Crustianity is one of my favorite religions. I believe there is a new Crustianity site with Jeebus Crust coming out next month at www.crustianity.org. Most Crustians like Family Guy also, and not only because it makes fun of Christianity




toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jun 23,2007 6:29pm
Sathodin



toggletoggle post by ZenErik   at Jun 23,2007 6:35pm
Where's the option for Flying Spaghetti Monster?



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 23,2007 8:30pm
I believe religion threads are ass.



toggletoggle post by TheFilthyFrenchman at Jun 23,2007 8:40pm edited Jun 23,2007 8:52pm





toggletoggle post by TheFilthyFrenchman at Jun 23,2007 8:54pm

Jesus was a butt pirate



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jun 24,2007 10:34am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 24,2007 10:36am
MSD is catholic and backs any religion that promotes molesting minors



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jun 24,2007 10:53am
The new holy war shall be between the grand legions of Pastafarians against the vile cult of the Invisible Pink Unicorn.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 25,2007 7:37am
I saw neither Eris, Church of the Subgenius, nor Pastafarianism on the list, so I defaulted to atheism. (Note the lack of capitalization, dummy.)



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Jun 25,2007 7:41am
*shrug*



toggletoggle post by ben nli at Jun 25,2007 10:27am
Cosmo-Symbiogenesis



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 25,2007 10:32am
i believe solely in the otherworldly powers of cheese.



toggletoggle post by Young Ninja at Sep 29,2007 1:00pm
Thank you Jeebus! You are the one and only son of God... I mean Gosh.

Jeebus Crust said:


Crustianity is one of my favorite religions. I believe there is a new Crustianity site with Jeebus Crust coming out next month at www.crustianity.org. Most Crustians like Family Guy also, and not only because it makes fun of Christianity






toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Sep 29,2007 1:09pm
I think the person who looked through all of the threads to find this one from 2004 is very very very very lame.



toggletoggle post by chrisqwat at Oct 3,2007 3:51pm
I think the person who replied to the person who looked through all of the threads to find this one from 2004 is very very very very lame.

atthehaunted said:
I think the person who looked through all of the threads to find this one from 2004 is very very very very lame.





toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Oct 3,2007 4:13pm
Atheist.

I'm happy to see the majority here are.

BUT many who think they are "atheist" believe in astrolgy or fate or meaning to events at least alittle. So they are not troooo Atheists.



toggletoggle post by fuck logging in at Oct 3,2007 4:44pm
swamplorddvm said:
Atheist.

I'm happy to see the majority here are.

BUT many who think they are "atheist" believe in astrolgy or fate or meaning to events at least alittle. So they are not troooo Atheists.


I hope there's a war over who is truly atheist and who isn't. like in south park or something. personally I'm rooting for the ones that believe is some fate....they are true atheists.

person I believe god is my dick....and I worship it ever night in a ceremony involving holy lube, my ordained right hand, and dirty asian sluts on the internet that need saving. Ahem



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 3,2007 5:01pm
hey, fuck logging in, you sound like one of those douchebag atheist people front faggots.



toggletoggle post by fuck logging in at Oct 3,2007 5:03pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 3,2007 5:05pm
I'm Atheagnostipagan.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 3,2007 5:06pm
Although I respect the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and I'll be with Bob on X-Day - will you?



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Oct 4,2007 6:56pm
fuck logging in said:
personally I'm rooting for the ones that believe is some fate....they are true atheists.



Explain



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 4,2007 7:41pm
I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 4,2007 7:47pm
i believe i can fly.

however, i also believe i can touch the sky.



toggletoggle post by vein_water   at Oct 4,2007 9:16pm
although I don't believe in a superior power/being, I do believe in the idea that there is good and bad energy. I think the bad will overcome and I'm completely happy with that



toggletoggle post by CassieLynn   at Nov 12,2007 1:48am
Christian



toggletoggle post by PIGTAILS at Nov 12,2007 2:29am
if theres anyway to go its unitarian, they are fuckin fun....



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Nov 12,2007 2:51am
fun like saabs and rainbows



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 12,2007 2:52am
I believe in 7-11.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Nov 12,2007 2:54am
do u believe in heaven by the transitive property



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 12,2007 3:06am
A G N O S T I C !



toggletoggle post by Fuck_Logging_In_NLI at Nov 12,2007 3:22am
AUTOPSY_666 said:
A G N O S T I C !


agnostics are pussies



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Nov 12,2007 6:33am
the tao.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 12,2007 9:18am
Fuck_Logging_In_NLI said:
agnostics are pussies


You are what you eat, nigga!



toggletoggle post by sever at Nov 12,2007 10:13am
agnostic.



toggletoggle post by Greg D at Nov 12,2007 11:48am
RichHorror said:
I believe in 7-11.


Never forget.




toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Nov 12,2007 12:22pm
i'm with marx: opiate o' the masses.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Nov 13,2007 6:45am
bradmann said:
i'm with marx: opiate o' the masses.

right or wrong, that is THE most cliche, psudeo-intellectual quote ever.




toggletoggle post by NIGGER  at Nov 13,2007 8:30pm
MARX IS BULLSHIT

THE REAL STRUGGLE IS BLACK VERSUS EVERYONE ELSE

AND WE ON TOP

BLACK POWER!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 14,2007 12:36am
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn?



toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at Nov 14,2007 2:54am
DestroyYouAlot said:
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn?


I was just about to post that exact quote no lie.


CTHULHU FHTAGN!



toggletoggle post by screwy   at Nov 14,2007 4:13am
Thirding Cthulhu.



toggletoggle post by youddothesame87   at Dec 11,2007 4:18pm
haha nobodys jewish



toggletoggle post by kanegelaznik  at Dec 11,2007 4:28pm
there was only 12 moonworshiping suicide cult followers. seriously what the fuck atheism is for the gays and people who like rob zombie movies.


aight 1



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jan 10,2009 5:17am
I believe in a religion that worships Vagina. Vagina is Holy. Women are Goddesses. I adore Women and all my praise is for Vagina.



toggletoggle post by joeyumbrella  at Jan 10,2009 9:13am
love vaginas myself!



toggletoggle post by detazathoth  at Jan 10,2009 10:31am
Fourthing Cthulhu



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Jan 10,2009 10:43am
Vagina is still human and therefore not worthy of worship. However, it is worthy of furious, depraved lust.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Jan 10,2009 10:44am
Although, praying to Pesci is acceptable.



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