"for anyone who hasn’t heard, i had a seizure, which caused me to go into a coma for like two months. i am currently at a rehabilitation hospital trying to get better. i guess my coma was really bad – i almost died, and when i survived the doctors wanted to pull the plug on me because they thought i was going to be a vegetable for the rest of my life. i also had really bad pneumonia and i had to be put on dialysis for kidney failure. i overcame all that shit, though, and i am totally fine again mentally. the only problem is i can’t walk or use my hands properly, but i am working on all that and coming along well. so, i am here at the hospital watching gay t.v. shows all day, eating horrible hospital food, trying to scratch myself in places I can’t reach, and taking as many pain killers as possible. hopefully i will be out of here in a couple of months.

the anal cunt / damien storm shows didn’t happen because i was comatose. hopefully, we will make them up at a future date. full blown aids didn’t record either. we’ll get around to it eventually. a.c. and you’re fired will both be working on new albums soon.

top 40 hits is now available for download. when i get home, i will try to get some demo stuff up on the site. i haven’t been able to answer any emails, but i will try and get back to people eventually. that’s it for now. i’ll do another update when something interesting happens."

get better seth

Drugs are bad.

jesus...

Drugs are good.
Good luck Seth.

what does he need to walk for?

bownt

AUTOPSY_666 said:

m'kay?

drugs are entertainment

this is what happens when you get high in Hannibal Lecter's presence

damn,

goodluck with rehab!

hahahaha he was in a coma, that's gay

some choice song titles from Rockdetector:

Face It, You're A Metal Band
Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed
I Noticed That You're Gay
You Look Divorced
I Hope You Get Deported
I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
You’ve Got No Friends
You Keep A Diary
You Own A Store
Recycling Is Gay
You Are An Interior Decorator
Pottery’s Gay
Your Band’s In The Cut Out Bin
You’re Gay
You Look Adopted
Your Cousin Is George Lynch
You Have Goals
You’re In A Coma
Windchimes Are Gay
No We Don’t Want To Do A Split 7” With Your Stupid Fucking Band
The Internet Is Gay
Ha Ha Your Wife Left You
You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You’re Gay)
You (Fill In The Blank)
Kyle From Incantation Has A Moustache
I Became A Rape Counsellor So I Could Tell Victims They Asked For It
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America’s Funniest Home Videos
Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
You Rollerblading Faggot
I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You
I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
Women: Nature’s Punching Bag
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
I Gave NAMBLA Pictures Of Your Kid
I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny
Being Ignorant Is Awesome
Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women

I love Everyone in Allston should be killed, thats the best

How about...

You Overdosed On Drugs And Had A Seizure And Were A Comatose Idiot

I'm sure that will be done soon enough.

I have to say: he's pretty fucking lucky.

damn that suck....good luck to him!

good to hear seth is ok and recovering.

ian curtis used to get seizures on stage

christ, i didnt realize it was that bad.

i mean, it was obviously bad if he was in a coma, but not THAT bad

We're all glad to hear that down here at the shelter. We hope he'll be back spooning rations to the hungry soon.

succubus said:


...then he comitted suicide.

hahahahahhaha funny to hear this fucker bitch while in a hospital, why isn't he laughing and making fun of people?

that's probably what happens when you wake up in your own urine every day.

being hospitalized sucks

he has a song called "your in a coma"....shit!!!!!

seth putnam is indestructable.

fact.

Now I can finally buy an Anal Cunt shirt when I see him

wow. we almost lost one of the greatest minds of the 21st century.

It's been scientifically proven that Seth Putnam has the same "industructable gene" that Lemmy also has. You could shoot Putnam in the face and he'd just call you a faggot.

I don't think seth putnam wrote that.

I don't think seth really cares if you know how his recovery is coming.

I think it be funny if he was raped by his Big black male nurse while he shot up herion and convulsed back into a coma.

wait, does anyone smell that.....kinda smells like..kinda smells like Karma

um... he can't use his hands so of course he didn't write that!

MikeFuck said:

ha, so true. i was telling someone the other day that i think lemmy is immortal. he will never die.

potterys gay is actually the ringtone on my cell phone

Too bad Christopher Reeve is dead. the Two of them could have done a cripple duet or to see who could try and move their fingers first. I wonder if Seth changes his own diapers?