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New site? Maybe some day.
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:looks around and makes sure his boss isnt watching him not work: |
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*sticks tongue out at co worker* |
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:sticks tongue in co-worker: |
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*almost fell asleep a little while ago* |
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*exercises vaginal muscles in chair* |
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*joins in and kills thread* |
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succubus said: *exercises vaginal muscles in chair* |
*wishes he was a chair* |
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*stretches vag lips..err scratches balls......* |
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*giggles and reads thread* |
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I wish I was a stool. Stoooool. Like a dump? I'm just getting lazy. |
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*getting turned on by succubus' posts* |
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damn dude. merry christmas. |
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*has heart attack in surprise that i did not kill the thread with my last post* |
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succubus said:
that's fine with me, you're sleeping in the wet spot tonight |
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*sips Dr. Pepper and threatens bird* |
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*yawns and stretches at desk* |
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*strips down to underpants, adds new post* |
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*wonders what drugs carina has been taking' |
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*reads this thread of pure faggotry* |
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*yearns for coffee. and then cheese fries* |
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*yearns to eat cheese fries now and shakes fist at kelly* |
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*gives evil stares to all co workers* |
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*pokes retzam in the eye with my pencil* |
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*smacks joe not common with my boobs because he said he hates italians* |
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*picks lint from butt-crack, tosses on to sleeping girlfriend* |
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*closes eyes so they can rest for a moment* |
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*cries in dark and starts emo band* |
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emo sucks, don't do it dude |
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Okay, I won't only because I'm broke and can't afford to buy a new wardrobe or eyeliner. |
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*thinks about tonight's pixies show and how it's been about 15 years since i have seen them..WOW* |
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*watches VH1 and cuts arm with pen-knife* |
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*wonders what happened to Richard Simmons* |
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*thinks about sniffing my boyfriend's neck mmmmmmm* |
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*stabs old lady at work with a pen because she just went and asked evryone ELSE if they wanted chocolate..everyone EXCEPT me..but it's ok because she is fat* |
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*thinks about old fat ladies choking on chocolate* |
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succubus said: *stabs old lady at work with a pen because she just went and asked evryone ELSE if they wanted chocolate..everyone EXCEPT me..but it's ok because she is fat* |
what a fat cuntly bitch |
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I'll stab her with a pen right along with you succubus, but you have to help me do the same to my co workers they are being supremely cuntly to me today |
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*stabs all cunty ladies everywhere* |
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the world would be a better place with no cunty ladies |
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Why thank you succubus. Death to all chocolate hoarding old ladies!!!!! |
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*bakes bread and hopes it will turn out ok* |
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*touching penis but nothings happening* |
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*starts using the word "cuntly" |
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*wonders why that rash wont go away even though the doctor gave me pills for it that didnt work, so he gave me that cream for it and now the rash is spreading to my thighs, so i have to go back to the doctor and see what he says, and then waits a couple hours for the prescription, and then goes home and takes it and waits around to see if it works, and then masturbates and falls asleep* |
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*starts to get sleepy waiting for bread to cool down and rev says no butter in fridge but there is* |
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*will never look at bread the same again* |
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*finds butter in fridge and slices the bread and feeds it to the rev while he puts up the last of the new shades* |
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*searches for this thread, yawns and has a headache* |
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*plots demise of cuntly douche bag co worker* |
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*ponders on whether to email big boss about not getting the day off and saying i am taking it anyhow* |
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*fixes bra strap and wonders why we have to wear these damn things for 100th time today* |
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*takes of bra and burns it, then wonders why i am wearing a bra* |
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*microwaves dinner, cries self to sleep* |
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*is sleepy, sick and in pain* |
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