I just wanted to make that clear

i hope italy sues the olive garden for defamination.

you dont work there.
you have no idea how bad it sucks.
DO NOT EAT THERE!!

hey kok,why are you not at the shelter showin support for your homies? haha. I'm on my way there now .

Im watching my tax writeoff's while the slave goes to work.

that's right. I don't work there. as of 6 hours ago.

Oh are you leaving the Darden family?

i got food poison there once

I have left the Darden family. I have no plans to return. were you a member?

I am actually.
Im going there right now to start my day of production. lame.

i like cake !

i want to be the girl wih the most cake...

i'm listening to hole right now!

so where do you work? I was at Olive Garden of Manchester for the last two years and four months. but now my sentence is over.

Powerkok and Davefromthegrave, as people who do/have work(ed) at the olive garden, I think you are obligated to tell us stories of the horribleness of the place.

roaches

no respect

the clientele sucks - I learned how to be a great waiter along the course of my career there, but the people that place attracts (black people, the elderly) just don't tip well. I deserve more and that's why I quit.

after two and a half years of knowing my boss, I've found that the title which best describes him is "weasel dick".

I'm not even gonna start detailing how badly upper management mistreats the employees. I'll just say that their jobs are an endless quest to squeeze more and more profit out of us.

I'm sure you've seen the commercials for THE FABULOUS AWESOME UNLIMITED SOUP & SALAD COMBO. For $5.95 you can sidle on up to the trough stuff your fucking face. Well that deal attracts people who are normally too fucking cheap to go out to eat, and even when they do tip well (18% is a good tip), how fucking much is 18% of $5.95? The answer is, not enough to make it worth my time to run around getting refills for these obese tasteless motherfuckers. I've literally wished that some of my customers would have a heart attack in front of me.

I work @ the concord one as am prep.
Ive never liked the olive gardens food, and since working there, I will never eat anything there, and also tell people not to eat there.
Nothing extraordinary, but the food in general is either frozen or sub par junk.

p.s.
they pay 50 bucks for a RACK of those breadsticks that they charge 5.50 for.

each breadstick costs them exactly 8 cents.

Powerkok, isn't big Mike your manager? I migh tbe thinking of the wrong store but if not, tell him Dave from the grave says hi.

Hahaha, sounds fun.

no, I guess big mike got canned, its a guy named amel now. hes bosnian.
yay for me.

powerkok said:

what do you mean?
they pay $50 and charge $5.50?

my friend is a waitress there and i get free food, it's in NJ..I like going there..been there twice

succubus said:

He means, they pay $50 for a metric shit-ton of breadsticks - and then they sell 6 of them for $5.50

davefromthegrave said:

This racism is unacceptable

BestialOnslaught said:

good thing the ageism is okey-dokey round here

i just ate olive garden for the first time....
I have been avoiding this bullshit for years but my sister turned 17 tongith, shut up dwyer, and i went out to dinner with my family. so my pop is late showing up and were sitting there waiting cause for whatever reason it was wicked busy. i was filled with so much hatred just sitting there with all the people. every quality i hate about humans presented itself in every person that was in the restaurant (exculding all the cute blonde lassies waitressing). i got a pepperoni pizza cause i'm not a big pasta fan plus i had it for lunch. easily the worst pizza i've ever had in my life. it was so soft, i thought it was microwaved. they hacked the shit out of the cheese covering the sauce in a lame attempt to make it look authentically italian. the pepperoni was basically something i buy at stop and shop and put on my extra for my frozen pizzas at home. digorno pizza owns this shit. anyways i watched the floor boss stare down all the waitresses and kept giving her looks cause i hate that shit. i wanted to kindnap my waitress and free her from that horrid joint. they sang some song with the cake for my sister which provoked me to laugh and ease the pain suffering. i threw it all up as soon as I got home. I will never eat there again. FUCK YOU OLIVE GARDEN.

THE OLIVE GARDEN SUCKS HUGE LETTUCE COCK

that was the best story of the day.

I went to the olive garden one night, and got rear-ended by one of their waitress's leaving the place. (and i just bought my car 1 month before that day, i was all nervous, the cops came and i had a few beers)

i've never been a fan of italian food but i guess i would put this place in the same catagory as red lobster, which is another place i refuse to eat at after i learned they used canned or cream lobster. i'm a food nazi.

BornSoVile said:


which OG did you eat at? what state/city?

BornSoVile said:

I would not call you a food nazi because of that. I woudl call you "a person who doesn't like to eat nasty shit"

Aww. I love the Olive Garden. And yes, I worked there. I worked at the one in Mechanicsburg, PA--yeah, that's where I'm from. The restaurant was really cleanand the food was really good!

a good friend of myne works there one in NJ and i'd go with her...and i like it too

liz is from PA?
I always thought she had a southern accent too.. and now I know why.

the_reverend said:
everyone knew that...

i know i did!

I have a southern accent?

yeah, suggah.
and your always relying on the kindness of strangers.

i don't hear any accent

i remember i ordered a pube sandwich and it didnt taste like pubes at all, it tasted more like shomeone chopped of my dick and fed it to me after stuffing up there own ass

Yeh.Managers at I-Drive in Orlando Jackie Mach and Joan Atkinson are Backstabbing,Carpet-munching,Brainwashed Fembot Whores.They would pawn grandads Purple -Heart if it meant a promotion.They need to both come the rest of the way out of the closet and Joan was better suited to selling Mary-Kay products.Ya'll are pathetic!Nobody falls for Phony Joanies Balony!

Living The Principles (O.G. Welcome To The Family) does not mean Fucking all your family members whenever you get the chance.People see right thru these Mgrs. bullshit! No wonder many of these O.G. managers are still trying to attain the position of G.M. or director after 15 Years with the company.Sitting in a booth all day stuffing your Fat Face/Fatter Asses does little to buy you credibility amongst your staffs.Just remember .Your probably next on the Hitlist!

what...

i don't know, i always liked the olive garden, but that does suck for the people that work there that the management is shit and they have to deal with jewbag customers.

personally i'm never cheap when i eat there, and i consider myself a pretty generous tipper - i even try to clean up my own table and stack the dishes for the waiter when i'm done eating.
i've never worked as a waiter but i can imagine they must have to deal with some real scumbags, i have a certain admiration and respect for waiters and as a customer i do what i can to make their job easier.

i wonder if when this thread started, if people knew we'd still be talking about the olive garden for years to come.............

Cecchini said:

I still hate it.

right down the the shaft of my big green lettuce cock

I did the old slip the phone # in with the tip routine @ the OG in Manch. That waitress probably went home and hung herself with her dog's intestines after inducing vomit for an hour.

...or something like that

i've always liked the food, i've always given a good tip but i've always gotten shitty service. I guess they don't think a bunch of people in metal t shirts won’t tip well.

I made my mom make that soup they have Zuppa Toscana(sp?). i must say homemade is much better and the coloring is even different, at the point i figured their soup was frozen.

You watch your mouth you little punk. Our soup is fresh and made daily. Don't make me come up to Stoughton and smack a bitch.

i use to like the olive a lot but after my ex-GF worked there I stopped going. but any restaurant is not good, come on guys who we foolin. i remember last year some guy snapped and screamed, "GIVE ME MY FOOD!" and threw the dish on the ground and broke it. I thought for sure they would kick that ass out but they didn't. the guy continued to scream, "WHY THE HELL DOES IT TAKE SO LONG! GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN FOOD NOW GOD DAMN IT NOW NOW!" at the time i really got scared because this guy's face was as red as a tomatoe and his eyes were so wide and open, i don't know, but after it was over i started laughing, what a baby!

We took good care of him afterwards. Joey Numbers and Tommy Arugula made sure of that. Nobody, and I mean nobody, messes with THE Olive Garden.

olive garden sucks. its not real italian food if its a fucking chain of resturaunts.

": post by fuckfacejones at Jan 19,2005 10:43pm
i remember i ordered a pube sandwich and it didnt taste like pubes at all, it tasted more like shomeone chopped of my dick and fed it to me after stuffing up there own ass"


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