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returntothepit >> discuss >> if anyone needs a reason to kill themselves....i got one (you might already know this) by My_Dying_Bride on Nov 1,2004 1:21pm

post by My_Dying_Bride at Nov 1,2004 1:21pm

david hasselhoff is making a rap album.

http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3189

second confimation...
http://www.nbc13.com/entertainment/3333066/detail.html

what has the world come to?

post by assuck

at Nov 1,2004 1:22pm

first macho man randy savage, and now this

maybe the urge to rap is a yet-to-be-discovered side effect of steroids

post by Lincoln at Nov 1,2004 1:22pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

post by succubus

at Nov 1,2004 1:25pm

ummm

why would i kill myself?

don't you mean a reason to kill David H?

post by blue nli at Nov 1,2004 1:52pm

this is my reason to keep on living.

post by the_reverend

at Nov 1,2004 1:53pm

ahahaha
the end of times!

post by dreadkill

at Nov 1,2004 1:54pm

who's next? my bets are on michael moore and donald trump. i'm sure there are better candidates for this, but those 2 just popped into my head.

post by powerkok

at Nov 1,2004 1:55pm

be a man hogan!!!
ever actually listen to the macho man one?
he actually fucking uses the word 'skerrt'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

post by grindwhore666

the macho man stuff is pretty funny. he is the white dmx

post by Josiah_the_Black

at Nov 1,2004 3:07pm

i cant wait to buy his album

post by dave from the grave at Nov 1,2004 3:44pm

too bad this isn't a joke.

post by swamplorddvm

at Nov 1,2004 4:32pm

You've gotta be shitting me!!!

post by My_Dying_Bride at Nov 1,2004 5:31pm

no shitting

hassel the hoff is his alias!!!!

post by assuck

at Nov 1,2004 10:51pm

some sample lyrics from the forthcoming hassel the hoff album:

remember me? i was on that show
with pamela lee, and some other plastic ho's
in germany, this album will go platinum
any bitches who dont buy it, the hoff will be slappin 'em

i was on knight rider with that talking car
but now i am no longer a star
i gotsta pay muh bills so please buy my cd
or i'll chase you in slow motion a la baywatch, seasons one through three

BEEYATCH

post by powerkok

at Nov 1,2004 10:52pm

Please tell me you made that up

post by grindwhore666

at Nov 1,2004 10:56pm

assuck said:

if only life were this good...

post by Josiah_the_Black

at Nov 2,2004 4:40pm

musician of the millenium

post by assuck

at Nov 2,2004 7:27pm

i did make that up, but its probably pretty close to the real thing

post by My_Dying_Bride at Nov 2,2004 8:05pm

thats actually pretty good

post by hybrid

at Nov 2,2004 8:41pm

these will be the sickest beats rap has seen in a long time. i've been waiting for news of hasslehoff's rap debut for quite a while. its about god damn time.

post by Abbath at Nov 2,2004 10:19pm

i hope he rubs oil all over his hairy chest and have whores grind all over him in his video

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