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New site? Maybe some day. 
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This one on a TV show last night amused me…..
Guy: Do you believe in the hereafter
Girl: Yes, I do
Guy: Good, then you know what I’m here after
Any bad, silly or just plain lame ones you’ve heard or tried?
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is that a keg in your pants? cause i'd like to tap that ass. |
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gimme some sugar baby
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If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...
Are you from Tennessee because your the only ten I see.....
hahaha |
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I better get me a library card cuz im checkin you out! |
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'Get in the fucking trunk!'
It usually works for me. |
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Christraper said: | I better get me a library card cuz im checkin you out! |
LOL...
Never heard that one, I like it!
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I thought VeryFine only came in bottles |
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Joe/NotCommon said: 'Get in the fucking trunk!'
It usually works for me. |
Thought yours were the standard...
Want some candy little girl or little girl can you help me find my puppy! |
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"Listen, my names Christraper. You dont know me but you need my cock inside of you. You just don't realize it yet. Tell ya what, we'll give it a shot and I'm sure you'll agree with me as soon as we get started."
I tried that in a drunken haze on some random girl that I already knew I had absolutely no chance with anyways. Needless to say it didn't work. |
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Christraper then went on to plan B, sappy to the head. Needless to say, he did end up getting laid that night. |
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I got some girl's number in the parking lot of my work last night. All I remember saying is Green Day is gay. |
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Jim Ash and I are going to tag team Mike of Existence's sister Amy |
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"wanna get a pizza and fuck" and when shes like ugh, say "whats the matter, you dont like pizza?"
so queer. |
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Joe/NotCommon said: | I got some girl's number in the parking lot of my work last night. All I remember saying is Green Day is gay. |
wow dude i wish it were that easy for me. i usually have to spend the first ten minutes convinceing the girl that everything her friends told her about me is a vicious lie.
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Joe/NotCommon said: | I got some girl's number in the parking lot of my work last night. All I remember saying is Green Day is gay. |
Was she lost or separated from her parents and was hoping you were a responsible adult that would assist with helping find her way home.
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I obviously don't know her well, but this girl seems to hate herself as much as I hate everyone else. She was really attractive and I could definately fill the void in her life with myself.
I'd say she was probably around 18 or 19. |
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Joe/NotCommon said: I obviously don't know her well, but this girl seems to hate herself as much as I hate everyone else. She was really attractive and I could definately fill the void in her life with myself.
I'd say she was probably around 18 or 19. |
......and how old are you Joe??? |
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PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN!! |
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iren_the_viking said: | PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN!! |
thats only good for the second or third date.
Can you help me put this in my van?- thats for the first |
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Here's my favorite:
"Hello little girl, where's your mommy?" |
 
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