Drop your stupid protest sign, sit down, remove your Birkenstocks, and listen to what this guy has to say.


http://johnkerryads.websiteanimal.com/


Now tell me you're still going to vote for this assbag. If the answer is "Yes Hoser, I love John Kerry, his really fucking ugly and rich wife, and his incessant flip flopping on every single pertinent issue", please refer to this website for directions on how to deal with your stupidity.


http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

who cares?

http://www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/

I'm sorry... 380 tons of explosives can't be wrong, huh?

the weekly dig published "107 reasons to vote for bush on tuesday." a few are (kind of) funny:

98. Why not? Seriously. Let's see how far he tries to take it. It'll be fun.
97. Bush is the only presidential candidate humble enough to fall off a Segway.
94. When you think about it, a downward spiral is a form of progress.
66. Oil-rich Ivy Leaguers raised by former presidents have a unique understanding of middle-class Americans.
58. We're not saying a Kerry win will necessarily cause a terror attack, but still, something to think about.
49. He doesn't look French.
42. Listen, if the Patriot Act is so unpatriotic, why do they call it the Patriot Act? Duh.
41. He stood up to greedy veterans and their demands for Soviet-style government health care.
40. He refuses to corrupt Africa with condoms.
20. He hates Massachusetts.
16. Dennis Kucinich? Bush's new Secretary of Vaginal Affairs.

RustedAngel said:

I've thought that one a bunch of times...

ironically i got an email (at work..weird) from Bush's daughters:

Dear Carina,

For the last four months, we have had the honor to travel around the country, spreading our Dad's message and the experience has been so rewarding. We have met so many great people - from students to busy moms to military families. We have really had so much fun being on the campaign trail.

As you'll see in this video, our dad has a lot of fun too. He's really down-to-earth and he has a great sense of humor. And that definitely comes in handy when you're running for President. We hope you'll enjoy this behind-the-scenes look at the campaign. And we encourage you to pass this on to five other people who'd like to see our dad in some unscripted moments.

This election is going to be really close, which means that a lot will depend on how many people actually get out and vote. Thank you so much for your interest in the campaign. Please make sure you vote on November 2nd, and please vote to re-elect our dad, George W. Bush.

well go here and you choose the style you want to view the video in
http://www.georgewbush.com/OurDad/

the_reverend said:

get informed Aaron, Paul Bremer talked about that on CNN the other day.

Hahahahaha...dammit that wasn't my point you dorks!

Did you listen to the broadcast?? I was blown away by it!! Listen to the broadcast that I posted and then tell me what you think of it!! I thought that it was absolutely awe-inspiring, and funny as hell to boot!

Liberals won't listen to truth, because that's not 'open-minded' because it goes against their point of view.

the_reverend said:

Me too. Imagine what he'll try and get away with when he doen't have to worry about getting reelected anymore.

I can't believe any metalhead would vote for a religious right asshole like Bush. Don't you people remember the 80's at all?

I see metal kids today bitching about how hard it is to find good record stores. Ever wonder why?

When I have more time I'll type up a history lesson on censorship and how the religous right has fucked with the metal scene over and over again. These are the same assholes who got Bush elected. A vote for anyone in bed with the religious right is a vote against metal.

hmm--well ALSO consider that the next President is going to get to pick three justices for the Supreme Court

bye-bye Abortion rights
bye-bye Habeus Corpus
bye-bye your access to uncensored music, recorded or live but ESPECIALLY over the radio waves

Hey retards, I'm not trying to start another gay board argument here. Just listen to the fucking broadcast!!


I'll also remind you all:

1.) Abortion will NEVER, EVER be illegal again. No matter how hard anybody tries to make it illegal, so feel free to use it as a form of birth control all you want.

2.) May I remind you Democrat Liberals that Tipper Gore (you know, wife of Liberal Democrat Al Gore) led the campaign for censorship in the 80's.

3.) There is no select party for Metalheads.

4.) LISTEN TO THE GOD DAMNED BROADCAST!! And if you would still vote for him after hearing that, explain why you would in an email or something. I'm curious as to why so many of you are predisposed to voting for Kerry. It seems that you all seem to influence one anothers vote, yet so many of you know so little about any of the candidates, the political process, and any of the issues at hand at all. It just seems to me that many of you are led around by what your friends and other people who post here think.

I want McCain to run

Bush and Rove fucked him over

I wish Kerry WASN'T running, he's crap

I can't listen to the broadcast, I don't have a soundcard. Is there a transcription somewhere?

oh and for the record, I'll never need an Abortion

for the record i can't vote

no, they changed that, women can vote now.

hoser said:

1. Roe V Wade is ONE justice away from being overturned. Your statement is boneheaded.

2. The PMRC is dead. Democrats have distanced themselves from that abomination. Meanwhile Republicans have jumped into bed with the religious right who's boycotts and letter writing campaings have done more damage to underdround music than Tipper ever dreamed of.

3. One party is supported by those who would censor us. The other party will leave us alone. Doesn't take a genius.....

4. That broadcast means nothing. Bush is as full of shit as Kerry is. At least Kerry is not beholden to fundamentalist christians and Isreal.

i wish more people voted for the individual rather than basing everything on partisan beliefs. i vote for whoever i think is the best candidate. i don't care where the candidate comes from.

well Israel has so much pull, no matter who gets elected (unless Joe wins)

The best guy for the job is the guy who's beliefs are closest to mine.
I think the only thing I agree with Bush on is that drunk driving and cocaine are fun activities.

dreadkill said:

I agree with you on that. I abhor the Republican party but I'd vote McCain with both hands tied behind my back

and my pick for VP

litacore said:

My first act as President, a nuclear strike against South Africa.

hoser said:

WWVD (what would varg do)
the closest "metalhead" party is the libertarian party"

I've listened to the friggin broadcast. I can see your point and that point in my eyes is that you trust Mark Simone and the media blindly believing that a bunch of those quotes were not taken out of context or edited. All I hear is the soft Baaaa-ing coming out of this thread of yours. Bush has been caught in just as many if not more inconsistencies and even has admitted to being a fuck up. Hey around 9/11 I flip-flopped too. I believed the shovelfuls of garbage I was fed by this administration, why would Kerry be any different? He took stands when he thought he was right in light of the untruths that were given to all of us. He was against some of those things before they happened and after Bush allowed them to happen he, as well as mostly all of them in DC, had no choice but to switch gears to fix things. You first mistake in my opinion was trusting this thing we call media so strongly, especially a fucking website. I don't trust the media. I don't trust politicians. But I really do not trust Bush. Whoever wins we will still be fucked. But with Bush in office again that's the greater of the 2 evils. The sad truth of it all is that we will never know the whole simple truth of any of it. And if I did have to rely on the media to tell me the truth (I sound like a Queensryche song) there is much more anti-Bush shit out there that makes sense than anti-Kerry.

And as for your #4 tirad above . . . most rational thinking people (save the upper class) are predisposed to vote for the more right of the candidates. Kerry is less of a shit head than Bush. As far as influence goes, at one time I was influenced by Cannibal Corpse to make music. I don't really like them anymore. Does that make it wrong? Being influenced and influencing others is a basic human trait. It's also logical. If no one was influenced by anything where would we be? That was a poorly thought out and unnecessary comment. Especially when you are here pushing your views and then insulting those that don't agree about their knowledge of the candidates and political process. Way to go. Why don't you verbally browbeat us on a message board into believing in God as well? And, lastly, you have no fucking clue about my beliefs or the beliefs of most of the people on here. Your last comment was ignorant and way out of line. If you are going to post about such things as politics stick with the facts and your own personal opinion about those facts. Don't try to impose your opinions about those who you think disagree with you. 9 times out of 10 you'll be wrong.

And by the way, that broadcast made me want Kerry in office even more.

Josh_Martin said:

like the daily show last night when john stewarts head almost exploded watching bush tapes.

I just think Kerry is a total fag, his hardest interviews were with the Daily show, Jay Leno and Regis Philben.

Joe/NotCommon said:

this is just caus eyou got turned down by every girl in south africa, isn't it?

No, it's because it's a good starting point to start waging nuclear war on that whole continenet.

My friend Tamilla is South African, but I would let her live.

funny thing, anyone from mass who's not voting for kerry's vote is wasted.
mass is not a swing state.
has bush even come to mass?

jonc, controller of the atom!

I think you guys should understand how Kerry is a total fag. Alot of you are voting for him simply because you don't like Bush, but do you even understand what Kerry is all about?

I know what kerry is all about.
he's all about not being bush.
which is awesome for a fag.

Kerry is all about destroying our economy and punishing the middle class, Bush is all about stalling the economy and helping the rich.

the_reverend said:

tee-hee

I'm voting for Kerry because I don't like Joe.

the_reverend said:

That's why Mass resident should vote 3rd party. For them its not about winning, its about getting enough votes to stay on the ballot, and maybe winning 50 years from now.

dugoxistance said:

I am going to fight you for disagreeing with me.

Joe/NotCommon said:

Just for the sake of argument, let's assume that's true.
I would STILL vote for Kerry over Bush. The amount of damage Bush can do to the supreme court in the next 4 years far outweighs the damage Kerry could do to the economy.
If Kerry does fuck up the economy, he'll just get fired in 2008. If Bush fucks up the supreme court, those guys are appointed for life and their decisions will impact generations to come.

but i don't have any weapons of mass destruction. :(

Actually Paul Bremer is just a drone for the govt. I'm voting Kerry all the way!!

dugoxistance said:

Watch out, Bush might invade your country.

Hey Josh, that sounds very uneducated. Did some one tell you to say/think that? I just don't think I can agree with this valid point against Bush.

Hey Kerry....why the long face?

This fake campaign ad simply shows that the right-wing radio cabal is willing to use the ignorance of their supporters to push their political ends. Very few of the Kerry quotes are contradictory, unless you view them on a very simplistic level, with no attention to the complexity of the issues and the nuances of his words.

There's nothing contradictory about first saying (paraphrasing) "Saddam Hussein needed to be disarmed" and then saying "We disarmed him in an inefficient way when we should have been devoting our military resources to other things and fully exhausting diplomatic resources before going to war."

There's nothing contradictory about saying "The President reserves the right to attack unilaterally in order to protect the security of the US" and "The President was wrong in this case to exercise his unilateral military rights, for a number of reasons - Iraq was not a direct or immediate security threat, the war would have been fought better with a more multinational force, etc."

We live in a VERY grey world with very few things actually being black and white, it's unfortunate that so many dumb hick Americans don't realize this and are willing to vote for a fundamentalist Christian ideologue in the pocket of the energy industry, despite the damage he's done to our economy, our military, our "homeland security" (less money for first responders, our Constitutional rights... It's this stupidity in the Bible belt that makes people buy into foolish stereotypes about "flip flopping" and soundbite politics, and why the Northeast should probably secede and form a nation based on rationality.

I have a WMD in my pants.

I love you Bestie! How about some democratic man love?

BestialOnslaught said:

Lincoln should've let the south secede. Look at what we're lumped in with now. A bunch of fanatical Christians telling civilized people how to live. Thanks a lot Abe. Worst president ever (well, 2nd worst).

Hey Alex, where's that cd layout? We leave 4 weeks from today.

The United States of Massachusetts

Hey Doug,

Take a pill. I'm not trying to push any of my views on anyone. I am just amazed by that broadcast. How can you take any of that out of context? It's pretty straightforward. I'm sorry that you were so offended, but I have to say that I don't give a shit. I'm not saying who I'm voting for, I'm just tired of the "say anything to win the office" horse shit that I hear out of the Kerry campaign. I also met you on a few occasions and you didn't seem to be the asshole that you just made yourself out to be. You have your opinions and I have mine, it's as simple as that. You can attempt to tear apart my post word for word, line for line, but it's just my opinion. If you want to vote for Kerry, or Alfred E. Nueman, I really don't care. I just thought that the broadcast was pretty hilarious. As far as being a sheep, you're barking up the wrong tree. I am an advocate of non-sheepery. I base my opinions and my beliefs solely on real world experience. If I had to place myself in any category, I would say that I am so far right that I am almost left. Man, I hate the fact that every damned time I try to post something of any political content, everyone gets all bunged up and starts arguing.

I quit with any and all political innuendo.

so voicing my opinion and challenging your post makes me an asshole. good to know. thanks for stooping to that level of name calling and thanks for the update. No need for a pill either. I'm doing just fine. Nothing in the media is straightforward brother. Do you think reality TV shows are all real too? I never said I was offended either, just calling them like I see them. And it's good to know you don't give a shit about others feelings or opinions anyways as long as only yours matter. right?

On a side note, I have no friggin idea who you are. Nothing personal even though I am an asshole I guess. When were these "few occasions" when we've met?

aw, c'mon guys, play nice

this ain't crossfire :0)

i am playing nice. I harbor no ill will towards hoser at all. i hope he realizes this is just a message board discussion.

hoser said:

i quit last week... i hope people have made up thier minds too, arguing wont help now, only 4 more days!



bush/cheney '04

yep, here it comes!

Josh_Martin said:
yeah... al and tipper gore with the pmrc, you dolt. read a book.

dugoxistance said:

Hoser is the other guitarist in Hand Choke Neck, you silly bastid.

WyrmFingerz said:

HAHAHA, Yeah dude, whatever. The PMRC in the end, amounted to nothing.
It was Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and Ed Meese who fucked everything up. And like I said earlier, the PMRC is now looked back on as a huge fucking mistake. The boycots, writing campaigns, and other forms of financial censorship used by these wacko christians are still used to stop metal today. I guess you missed that part of what I said. Is it hard to read so selectively?

Don't be such a dumbass. Try doing some reading on the forces that got your beloved Georgy Boy elected and what they're all about.
A vote for Bush = a vote for the religious right = a vote against metal. There is no arguing that. This is so fucking obvious you'd have to be retarded to not see it. I hope all Bush voters are as dumb as you are. They'll get lost on the way to the polls.

Holy crap Doug,

I'm not stooping to any damned level here. This ain't fucking personal man. Christ, I just thought that the fucking broadcast was funny, that's it! Nothing more! Holy dogshit everyone is getting all fired up over this. I guess that I should just shut the fuck up regarding any and all political innuendo. By the way Doug, I'm the other guitar player in Hand Choke Neck. I met you when we played with you in Fitchburg.

I think that everyone on this board needs to meet somewhere and kick the ever loving shit out of each other. We need to save the fucking brow beating for the Baystate Rock board.

I vote Royal Rumble with steel chairs.'04

hoser said:

Quit back pedaling. You didn't say it was "just funny". You acted like it was the word of God saying to vote for Bush. Then when it was pointed out that your source was less than reliable and you were reminded that Bush is equally full of shit, you changed your tune.

hose btw...I saw that suicide thing...hilarious.

I'm up for it. Gimme a neck quick, I need to choke something.

By the way KOK...check this out.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

dood...look at the post above yer last one.

hoser said:


you cant voice your opinon on a message board without getting attacked!!!

I like how Bushies consider a difference of opinion an "attack"
What's next, gonna call him a traitor too?

Josh Martin,

Shut yer fucking cock holster already. Your faggity opinion about me means shit. Nobody is back peddling here. I happen to like Doug and am trying to end a useless conversation. You happen to be an instigating, bitter little cunt. Your dickhead opinions about why I started the thread and anything else for that matter mean shit to me. If you want to instigate a problem between anyone, do it between you and me. We can discuss our personal problems with one another in a more private setting. Please feel free to contact me, we'll discuss this over lunch.

Thank you for proving my point.
When faced with losing an arguement, Bush and his followers resort to name calling because they are completely full of shit.

Don't post in public if you're looking for a private discussion. Duh. Dumbass

Did you just resort to calling me a name?

YOU DID!!!! You must be a Bushie!!

Yer a pussy, Martin. Plain and simple. A dried up, gutless little wimp.
And a massive waste of my time. You win, I give up. Collect your gold medal at the podium.

whether kerry or bush wins, we still got a bonesman in office and we're fucked. in a dictatorship we only have a choice on the surface. someone should start the hessian party and by hessian party, i really mean get wasted and shoot guns. cant have an uprising if ya cant hit your target

I called you a dumbass because you're acting like one.

So, because I don't want my country run by fanatical Christians I'm a pussy?
I think you're the pussy for bowing to them.
I really really hope all Bush voters are like you. Kerry will win in a landslide.

*Loudspeaker*



"Josh Martin please report to podium 5 to receive your gold medal! Josh Martin to podium 5, please!"

Kerry isnt gonna win. I know that much, and I dont even follow it, or care. were fucked either way.

hoser said:

hahahahahahhaha

hoser said:

What an insightful arguement.

You should stop posting dumbass shit on message boards if you can't handle it when others make you look dumb.

litacore said:


you read my mind.

hoser said:

let's not kick the shit out of each other. we are forgetting the real enemies are the Gay State Rock nu metal kids. they seem to want to fight, so let's get 'em.

Im down.

Acceptance speech:

*Hoser on Loudspeaker*



"On behalf of Josh Martin, I would like to accept this gold medal in honest appreciation of his service to our great nation. Without political analysts such as Josh, we wouldn't have the political knowledge of our country that we do today. Without Josh, our voting system would be in shambles. Without men like Josh, our government would collapse under our feet. Josh, on behalf of a greatful nation, Thank You, this gold medal is well deserved."

*Insane hooting and clapping from crowd ensues*

I guess I'll accept my medal on behalf of all the idiots who fall for dumb shit like johnkerryads.websiteanimal.com and then post it on message boards like they just discovered gravity.
I humbly give my thanks for being recognized in the fight to stomp out stupidity among metalheads.

George Carlin for my Dad!

and Hoser. no hard feelings. You're wrong. I'm right. Ok? kidding. Opinions are what makes us different. Message boards are what make us retarded.

Hand Choke Neck for president!

I'm done arguing. I can't argue with a guy who's seen Sodom, anyway. I really have decided, though, that to hate something is to be controlled by it. I think both sides are totally rabid at this point. And it's a good thing Lenny Bruce died so Carlin could have a career, that old hippie. I saw him at North Shore Music Theater and didn't laugh once. On funny, somewhat profound bit and he's all that? Carlin is a socialist.

But even MORE importantly, just not funny.

voting is gay.

Crucifire said:

you are entitled to your baseless and ridiculously retarded opinion.

and you are entitled to different, but equally baseless and ridiculously retarded opinions, as well. I'm just glad I didn't have to pay to see carlin. Come on, the guy was a worse stationmaster than Ringo.

when the fuck is the Adolf Satan cd coming out!!!!!

I have hard feelings in that spot down below when I see a new Josh Martin post. I love the fact that he's probaly at home masturbating to Theresa Heinz-Kerry photos. She is one hot piggy lemme tell ya.

you(hoser) are making anyone voting for Bush look like a fucking idiot, good job

I'm gonna write in Christopher Reeve.

It is an absolute FACT that Kerry will beat Bush in Massachussetts no matter what. Therefore, voting for either Bush or Kerry in this state is meaningless.

If you live in MA and you don't like Kerry, vote for a third party candidate like Nader and maybe we'll have a shot at more than two choices in future elections! YOU ARE NOT RISKING ELECTING BUSH IN ANY WAY.

Bush or Kerry have way too big an advantage to overcome in most US states, so it boggles my fucking mind that people those states are still afraid that not voting for Kerry might risk electing Bush. GET A CLUE!

If I lived in New Hampshire or Ohio or Florida or Pennsylvania, I would cast my vote for a hamster if the Democrats nominated him, as long as it meant getting Bush out of office.

But for those of us who live MA, CT, RI, VT, NY and other overwhelmingly "blue states", THERE'S NO LOGICAL REASON TO CONSIDER VOTING FOR KERRY IF YOU HAVE RESERVATIONS ABOUT HIM.


(I'm not bitching at anyone here per se, this is just something that really irritates me in general)

and a name like "Bradness.....dood" doesn't make you look like a complete moron already?

Smell my taint asswipe.