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returntothepit >> discuss >> Massholes are smart & Mexicans are dumb... by dirteecrayon on Oct 19,2004 10:06am
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toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Oct 19,2004 10:06am



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Oct 19,2004 10:12am
The smartest state in the union for the second consecutive year is Massachusetts.

The dumbest, for the third year in a row, is New Mexico.

are residents of new mexico called new mexicans? well if so my thread title is wrong --- sorry if i offended anyone.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 19,2004 10:14am
nh is #14 only because they probably pay attention to places like farmington and berlin where you get preggo and drop out of school at 14-16. that and there's only like 2 million in the whole state.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 19,2004 10:15am
it's ok.
mexicans are pretty dumb too.

ok, I'm lying... in the passed 30 years, the birth rate in mexico went from 7 per family to 2.8 which actually shows that they are getting smarter and more educated.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 19,2004 10:20am
If Massholes are so smart, why do your residents drive so poorly? The roadways are bad enough, I won't even get into your ability to drive boats -- I am an obsessive fisherman and often feel like I am going to die when I fish any large NH lake in the summer months. Yes, your state may look good on paper, but the lack of common sense is brutal. Or perhaps you reserve this behavior for your entire states weekend migration to NH? Flatlanders...



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Oct 19,2004 10:23am
can't be accurate

i'm sure it has to do with mass having more college's than than pretty much anywhere.



toggletoggle post by Lynneaus  at Oct 19,2004 10:24am
wow im impressed.

im also surprised that South Carolina isnt lower than it is... they are desparate for teachers (i get ads all the time from there) and even last weekend on Meet the Press they were discussing how troubled their schools were.... its kinda sad to think there are places worse than that :(



toggletoggle post by Lynneaus  at Oct 19,2004 10:26am
RustedAngel said:
can't be accurate

i'm sure it has to do with mass having more college's than than pretty much anywhere.


according to the story it has nothing to do with higher education

included such positive attributes as per-pupil expenditures, public high school graduation rates, average class size, student reading and math proficiency, and pupil-teacher ratios. States received negative points for high drop-out rates and physical violence.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 19,2004 10:26am
new mexico is so low cause they have a huge poor indian population



toggletoggle post by kellthevalkyrie  at Oct 19,2004 10:26am
the_reverend said:
nh is #14 only because they probably pay attention to places like farmington and berlin where you get preggo and drop out of school at 14-16. that and there's only like 2 million in the whole state.


and Jaffrey.



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Oct 19,2004 10:27am
its based on the public school system

and surprisingly massachusetts has one of the top school systems



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Oct 19,2004 10:28am
dirteecrayon said:
its based on the public school system

and surprisingly massachusetts has one of the top school systems


which is attritubted to being surrounded by so many colleges and college graduates who decide to stay in the area and teach.



toggletoggle post by MDB at Oct 19,2004 10:41am
wow the top 3 are new england

rev you should change the rttp slogan to "new england is wicked brilliant"



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Oct 19,2004 12:07pm
the_reverend said:
new mexico is so low cause they have a huge poor indian population


yeah, it's not the mexicans, it's the drunk ass, feel sorry for me 'cos i'm native american people....



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Oct 19,2004 12:08pm
the_reverend said:
it's ok.
mexicans are pretty dumb too.

ok, I'm lying... in the passed 30 years, the birth rate in mexico went from 7 per family to 2.8 which actually shows that they are getting smarter and more educated.


true... as most of my great grandparents and grandparents has like 10 kids and now you've got my cousin and i who are only children



toggletoggle post by Lynneaus  at Oct 19,2004 12:09pm
MyDeadDoll said:
the_reverend said:
new mexico is so low cause they have a huge poor indian population


yeah, it's not the mexicans, it's the drunk ass, feel sorry for me 'cos i'm native american people....





toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 19,2004 12:55pm
largefreakatzero said:
If Massholes are so smart, why do your residents drive so poorly? The roadways are bad enough, I won't even get into your ability to drive boats -- I am an obsessive fisherman and often feel like I am going to die when I fish any large NH lake in the summer months. Yes, your state may look good on paper, but the lack of common sense is brutal. Or perhaps you reserve this behavior for your entire states weekend migration to NH? Flatlanders...


you are a total fag.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 19,2004 1:58pm
I can assure you I am not a "total fag." Why can't you defend your state, instead of name-calling? It was a joke anyway, but with plenty of truth to it.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 19,2004 3:38pm
People that criticize Mass drivers are total pussies behind the wheel. We drive fast and do crazy shit, deal with it or don't drive here. Some people have better things to do than sit in traffic.
Every single time I get stuck behind some faggot going too slow in the fast lane its some asshole with NH plates gabbing like a woman on a cell phone. NH residents that commute to work in Mass need to take a bus. They all drive like old ladies.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 19,2004 3:45pm
I live in NH and drive to mass.
I assure you, I'm the one that passes all the mass people.

granted, I drive on 495 and stay north of 128.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 19,2004 4:59pm
I could care less how MA people drive in their own state. It's how they drive here in NH when they are gabbing on THEIR gay cell phones or peeping at leaves or whatever the fuck they do up here every goddamn weekend. For the record I maintain a cruising speed of 80 to 85. I don't commute to MA -- I feel bad for the Rev that he does that everyday.



toggletoggle post by Josiah_the_Black  at Oct 19,2004 5:11pm
connecticut sucks



toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Oct 19,2004 5:46pm
Josiah_the_Black said:
connecticut sucks


yeah, but at least we dont drive like masshole tools. i stand behind the "massholes suck at driving" theory, because massholes practice shitty driving every day in my state



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