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returntothepit >> discuss >> ATTN: Hoser and Powerkok by Joe/NotCommon on Oct 8,2004 10:09am
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toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 8,2004 10:09am
Yesterday I took the most painful shit, I thought I was giving birth (and yes ladies, us men do understand what it's like to give birth).
I think there was broken glass in my poo, when I was done I glanced down and there was only 4 small meatball like poops.

Being the ass masters, I wondered if this has happened to you guys before?



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Oct 8,2004 10:11am
meatballs? in your poops?

all I can is: CHEW FIRST.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 8,2004 11:40am
Were you drinking the night before? That usually happens to me when I drink alot the night before. Especially if its red wine! Holy shit dude! Its like trying to shit a splintered log! When its halfway out youre like "NO I CANT DO IT ANYMORE" but you know you have no choice but to follow through with it. You start breaking a sweat and bracing yourself on anything you can hold on to. Yea dude i know how you feel....



toggletoggle post by hoser at Oct 8,2004 11:52am
Joe,

At this exact moment, my anus feels as if there is a great fire burning within. My asshole just declared a "shock and awe" style of warfare on my nerve endings. Joe, there were no meatballs involved. Only a crude oil like substance reminiscent of the Exxon-Valdez. Take it in stride, and don't soap up the wrinkled penny anytime soon, the burn will be unbearable.




toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 8,2004 11:56am
Thank you for the advice oh wise seer of the anus.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Oct 8,2004 12:15pm
ya hoser is the real expert, Im just an apprentice.



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