it's sunday night and everything is closed. where are you guys? are you all big dillinger fans who have money to buy tickets? i am sitting here bored out of my mind waiting for my girlfriend to get her ass out of work and to my house. i need entertainment. why isn't joe notcommon or rusted angel or powerkok or dirtbike guy or jamey jasta or someone else or the reverend or kalobster or one of those other funny guys saying something funny for me to laugh about right now? dammit. this cephalic carnage album doesn't have enough funny parts in it and i can't find atrocity.

i know 7 of you bastards saw this. stop hiding. also, i forgot to mention menstrual sweatpants disco in my little rant up there. he just made me laugh my ass off in that naked weird-titted girl thread.

Yo man, I'm here for you baby. I think everyone is at Dillinger, I refused to go because that last album was a disaster. Anyways, I'm pretty much bored myself. just trying to write some shit for a new song and getting nowhere with it.

thanks goratory. i am sure the song you are working on will come together soon and it will be a brutal death metal anthem that will drop the jaws of metalheads all over new england and beyond

my band was working on some prog and death metal parts the other night, but we couldn't write a full song. hopefully we'll get there next practice. my two guitarists just got laney amps this weekend, so now we'll be even more of an opeth rip off. maybe it will help our writing this week.

im addicted to yahoo games thankyou to lady chec i cnat stopp playing cribbage AND IM GETTING PAID TO

my friend got me hooked on this stupid game on some guy's flash site. it is crabs playing volleyball. it kind of sucks, but it passes the time and the crabs look funny when they jump. plus i love telling the other crab he sucks when i spike the ball in his bitch face.

we'll I got an entertaining story for you. My buddy just called me and said

" Dude, I was just drinking with a bunch of co-workers at my boss's house and one of the dudes ordered porno. My boss's wife kept saying how horny it was making her so everyone their kept edgeing them on to do it in front of them. After about 10 minutes of this she took her clothes off and bent over the couch and my boss started tearing that shit up in front of all of us. This went on for 20 min. and nobody said a word. It was the funniest thing I have ever experianced. I got this on my camera phone cause I know you won't beleive this."

I sware on my fucking life that I just got that phone call. It brightened up my night.

i went to a halo game event followed by circle jerking

goratory said:

i just spit beer everywhere laughing at that. where does your friend work? i need a new entertaining job. thanks for sharing that story. it definitely entertained.

he works at jiffy lube, hahahaha

thanks for joining this thread mr. abbath. good to know not everyone could afford/wanted to go to dillinger tonight.

i am thinking of financing a split cd after my band's ep is done. it is going to feature two side projects i did with my guitarist when we were drunk a couple years ago. does this sound like a good idea?

them hoes they get to cuttin they self and motherfuckin pissin all over the motherfuckin place n shit man

dreadkill said:

i think i have listened to that at least 2 times a day since I found out about them, hahaha

dreadkill said:

hell ya, myself and staples (Bornsovile) are starting a side project this week also.

me too. i am buying that cd. it is so funny. i love the danzig vocals, because i have amused my bandmates for a long time doing goofy danzig impersonations, and the crotchduster dudes do a great job with it. me and my guitarist haven't done a joke band side project in at least 2 years, so i think we are going to start a new one with me doing dave mustaine mixed with jay leno joke vocals.

hahahahaha, dave mustaine meets jay leno. I think I would invest in a cd like like that.

maybe my split release will have to feature your side project as well, but only if it is funny. i wouldn't want to undermine any serious music by putting it on a split with 2 of my joke side projects. one of the joke bands is a keyboard and drum machine effort and the other one is me farting.

me and my guitarist mike were doing the jayve lenostaine vocals the other night and our guitarist scott was laughing his ass off, so i think we are going to make it happen. i am talking to him onlinie about it right now.

i've also been trying to start up my dork metal side project, tentatively titled microchip modulator madness. i am trying to find a keytar and someone who will dress up as darth vader and play bass. i have a good dork lined up on guitar, but he isn't that good. he is good at finger picking but not much else. i haven't decided if i am dressing up in a star trek uniform or a traditional nerd costume for this, but i know i am going ot pitch shift the vocals so they sound retarded. i came up with this idea a while ago, but i care too much about my main band to invest alot of time in that shit. i think it would be hilarious to have some dude playing bass in a darth vader costume though.

i hope i can find a cheap keytar on ebay. if anyone owns one and is willing to let me buy or borrow it, let me know.

Jesus, the Lenostaine was the shit.

shit, I can't be the Vader bassist anymore :(

sounds like a worthy venture. Later dreadkill, i'm gonna get somethin to eat. nice talking to you.

good talking to you, goratory man. enjoy the food.

sinistas said:

you should have kept the bass. if you can play mine upside down you can still be in it.

we need to get mike's bass back from WC. just go to umass dartmouth art building and find the naked guy with the bump on his cock and demand he give us the bass.

i was working on photos and then i cooked dinner

sounds like fun. what did you cook?

i worked on the beer supply downstairs and told my parents i am going to disown them if they keep listening to shitty country music.

and i also had this nice conversation with goratory featuring guest appearances from dave from 5 mins hate and abbath. it was good.

dreadkill said:

well i made it for aaron

broccoli and cheese perogies, corn with butter and broccoli with cheese

i don't even know what those are, but i imagine they are tasty. my girlfriend made me some steak tips last month and i came double for her because they tasted so good.