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New site? Maybe some day. 
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Ok I don't know how much of you spend time downloading strange videos and pictures, but I have about a dozen or so sites, some messageboards, and some IRC channels on my list for daily viewing. I usually sift through shitloads of boring videos and other media until I stumble across gold. Currently I have a couple DVD-R's full of vids and a cd-r full of pictures, flash, and audio. I don't save shit too often... only the stuff I deem worthy of the collection. Some people have expressed some interest in the idea of me posting links to some of these vids and pics as I get them. So I'll give it a try.
I'm sure some of you will have already seen some of the stuff I'll post... because you're sickos. But most probably won't. Please refrain from posting links to cliché videos of techno remixes of the star wars kid, or monkeys scratching their asses and then sniffing their hands. I didn't think these videos were funny 3 years ago when I first saw them and I don't think they're funny now. This will primarily be a place for me to share some of the crap I find that made me chuckle. The content of my posts will mostly be stuff that's extremely funny (to me), or extremely fucked up (to my parents). Everything but kiddie porn pretty much (If you want that shit go over to Joe/Notcommon's house). Oh and let me know if this thread is a bad idea Rev.
Also, if the links become broken, I'll try to adjust them. But if they are taken down off the site I find them on, TS I guess. Oh, and it's probably not a good idea to quote this message. I don't think anybody is going to want to see this animated GIF more than once. haha.
+++ Edition #1 +++
Just a couple things for right now...
Man loves horse. Horse loves man. Man dies 3 days later in intensive care unit of hospital vomiting up blood and horse semen. A common tale.
http://www.adorablebunnies.com/LOADER/Mr%2...0finally%20gets%20Full%20Filled.wmv
Broken bones galore.
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/footswing.wmv
fin |
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anyone that took part in that first vid should die.
that 2nd one looked like it prolly hurt. |
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I agree. But doesn't it fill your heart with a sense of warmth knowing that that man most likely died? It sure does for me. |
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in the video of the horse humping that fag, did that pull his fuckin prostate out or what? wtf? |
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hahaha no man, thats what horse cock looks like at the end!!!
Ya if he really died, Im glad I watched it. |
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Haha if there's any justice in the world, that guy died a horrible death. I should do some research and look in a medical journal as to how many feet of horse cock a person can take rectally before they die. |
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hahahah
Im sure quite a bit, since our intestines are miles long |
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how dare you! you violated rule #1.
"Please refrain from posting links to cliché videos" ... oh.. maybe I should have said pictures too. You'll be forgiven though if you buy that shirt and wear it to practice wednesday. |
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does boe and dissector share a jam room too? |
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i didn't click on anything
"la la la"
*blocks ears*
is this thread the reason i just had a nightmare?
it was insanely horrible =( |
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A stallion's penis is approximately 20 inches long in the relaxed state with approximately six to eight inches lying in the prepuce. During erection the size increases about twofold. The penis is roughly divided into the head, body and glans. The glans, or free end of the penis, is bell shaped particularly during erection and ejaculation. The urethral process extends approximately one inch from the surface of the deep depression or fossa glands.
i did some research for you...thats gross still... |
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powerkok said: | does boe and dissector share a jam room too? |
no.....im in boe... |
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ya...I thought menstrual sweatpants was dissectors guitarist?? |
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nope
the guitarist for dissector is iren the viking, and the bassist is eddie, and dissector is the drummer |
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yeah I'm the big fat guy who's unfortunate enough to play drums for BoE |
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AHHH!! ok thx guys.....
We should do a show together when u guys are done with vaca.
honor is vocalist? |
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yeah that'd be awesome. I dig you guys a lot. You guys were great at that compound show. Even without a bassist. And the new mp3 is sounding awesome.
honor4death is our guitarist greg. subjugate is jim the other guitarist. doug our vocalist is usually dougofexistence or something like that. and I don't think brandon our bassist posts here. He's too busy cruising the aol chatrooms for young girls.
christ on ice it's late. I have to get up at the ass crack of dawn for school. Ok, time to dream of horses. later folks. |
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that horse vid was hilarious for the sound effects. |
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mikee really has some of the most disturbing stuff i have ever seen on his computer |
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About fucking time he posted some of those.
I have been pushing him for years (seems weird I've known him that long, poor bastard). |
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Mike BOE is king.
period. |
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wow, that's hilarious.
that bitch could hide that dead baby full of drugs easily.
(that would make a good agoraphobic nosebleed song title) |
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that ball-removal thing was harsh...
the double donging was hilarious.
the first frog thing sucked.. the second frog thing is a classic. |
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hahah that 3somes thing was a riot haha |
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mikee your letting me down |
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baneofexistence said: | mikee your letting me down |
you're gay |
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what in the fuck is this? |
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I figured you would like it. |
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holy shit! they really really really fucked up on that one... |
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who did? the SWAT guys? That fat mess pointed a shotgun at them. |
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a little from A and a little from B
oh, and the people that got the guy to come out of his place. |
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that last one doesn't seem to be working correctly. |
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what's the problem? I'm not exactly sure how that site reacts to offsite links |
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I click on the link and it brings me to some site that sells rape videos. I right-click, save as and it saves a link to that site on my desktop. |
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I don't pretend to know how this shit works but I assume they keep track of your IP or something. cookies don't seem to matter since I cleared mine, tested, and tested on another computer. Worked fine. I reset my IP though and came across the same redirection you did, so if you go to that site's main page first, then click on the video link in this thread it should work. http://www.snuffx.com
(I also edited my original post too). Thanks for the heads up about the problem. |
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I've seen that picture before. |
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I have it on my refridgerator |
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haha. you know it's going to be the first thing you do when you get home from work though. |
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hahahahaha
NOPE!
none of them are disgusting p0rn =p |
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ow... my face feels funny now. |
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growing a mustache and cutting up pigs should make you feel better. |
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Ahhhhh the only one I watched was the facebreaking one. But I watched the moment of impact 4 or 5 times. Ouuch, damn, he was pwned by that wall. Ehhh. |
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You're not a fan of the gross stuff eh? that second video with the guy landing on his neck isn't bad. He just tries to do a flip and figures out he's not as limber as a gymnast. |
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yeah, the flip and the face plant were new to me.
the aligator and pig decapitation were an early e-mail present from a laid of co-worker. |
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tyhatis great,,,stupid police never checked him |
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he acted like it was no big deal and had done it before. that was pretty neat. I wonder what he was in for. |
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well, that's fucked up... |
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the dude with the chainsaw...id like to do to him...but man i love pork..im torn! |
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succubus said:
the ogrish link has a news article with it. Long story short, he shot a cop.
dugoxistance said: | he acted like it was no big deal and had done it before. that was pretty neat. |
when I watched it again I noticed after he drinks the water he starts breathing real heavy before he shoots himself. But he's still pretty damn calm. |
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i noticed that too...i thought the policemans keys were bags of coke for a second...well they guy did what he had too...shootin a cop....big time for that shit!! |
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: succubus said:
the ogrish link has a news article with it. Long story short, he shot a cop.
dugoxistance said:| he acted like it was no big deal and had done it before. that was pretty neat. |
when I watched it again I noticed after he drinks the water he starts breathing real heavy before he shoots himself. But he's still pretty damn calm. |
whoah...thanks for telling me now i don't have to click on oogrish to read it<3 |
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haha no problemo. you didn't actually watch the video though did you? |
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nope =)
i'm at work so it would have probably been blocked |
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+++ Edition #10 +++
This guy apparently loves shoving maggots into his dick. Whatever floats your boat I guess.
http://www.stilemedia.com/?v=pet4.wmv (copy link and paste into new browser window)
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it sure seems to be a happy xmas for him then... |
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i watched the beginning and ending on aaron's computer
*vomits* |
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It's actually a video of jim. |
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mikee you said that was for personal use only , i wouldn't have made you a copy had i known you were gonna post it on line
ASSHOLE!! |
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+++ Edition #11 +++
Idiots beat the shit out of a dog.
(you'll have to go to the main page first or else you'll be redirected... just click here first http://www.snuffx.com then you can close it and the link below will work)
http://www.snuffx.com/x/jan3/dogsmack.mpg
(this site is finicky regarding their shit, so if the above directions don't work just go to their site and find the picture of the bloody dog or something)
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wow... that's fucked.
people are fucking retarded dipshits. |
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interesting fact, there's a coke machine somewhere in that video |
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i am comming early to practice to see some of these |
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well I'll be setting up my shit. why are you afraid to watch them at home? |
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ok why did you play a show?
they wouldn't open i tried but i couldn't get em to work |
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what are you doing when you try to play them? let me point out your retardedness for you. |
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that knee is fucking gross
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what do you think you're doing? this should be on page 9 |
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oh fuck! how much shit stuff in here! i'm standing beside my shoes right now.... fuck. |
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that knee thing is like "fuck!fuck!fuck!fuck!".
he doesn't have a knee cap anymore. |
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you should have seen the rev's face when he was watching it
and i concurr....grossss |
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haha. mission accomplished |
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that knee one wasnt good enough because the guy could still walk. it be better if his leg was ripped off at the knee. and then he ate it. yea,that be better. |
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yes, this is one of the "best-of-the-best" threads. |
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i calmed down now... :-) fucking great stuff in here! |
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+++ Edition #14 +++
Goats don't like it when they get their throats slit.
http://www.ogrish.com/archives/goats_throa...on_asian_continent_Jan_24_2005.html
Crying, slapping, fucking, pissing, puking, ear fingering, eyeball licking, bukkake, nipple secretion, buckets of tomato sauce, nose hooks... basically a cross-section of Asian culture.
http://www.stilemedia.com/?v=jaja3.wmv (copy link and paste into new browser window)
(this video is over 80MB. If you actually want to jerk off to this, I'd recommend downloading it to your hard drive first.)
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
that is the most fucked up cosmetic surgery ever |
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bump for people who should know better ! |
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the shit kiss thing is just fucked up |
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dog vomit-sex is the only thing that matters in life |
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: | dog vomit-sex is the only thing that matters in life |
that's the hottest thing I've ever seen |
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Damn, Mike...you never cease to amaze me. |
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i just watched an anti vivisection video on some girls myspace page, and i seriously have never watched anything that has disturbed me as much as it did. I felt like i was gonna cry and puke at the same time, and it seriously got me pissed... |
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KeithMutiny said: | i just watched an anti vivisection video on some girls myspace page, and i seriously have never watched anything that has disturbed me as much as it did. I felt like i was gonna cry and puke at the same time, and it seriously got me pissed... |
what is an anti-vivisection? and more importantly, where is the link to that video? |
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that link isn't working for me |
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try and just copy paste, when you click it it puts an http in front, and thats fuckin it up |
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ok it worked. That didn't bother me at all. |
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I need a decent quality video clip of someone hanging themself for a video piece I'm doing. I tried searching but I came up shortof anything good enough. I don't care if the video is real or fake but it hasto be decent quality. If you have one you should post it for me. |
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Haha, Mike are you taking requests? |
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KeithMutiny said:
hehe, I've seen that one before. I think it's the touchy music that's getting to you. |
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that basketball one curdled my blood. christ. |
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really? I thought one was the lesser of the evils. |
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Anybody who doesn't like to watch videos of men shoving basketballs in their asses is gay.
...There, I said it. |
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
normally I think mutialting a baby's genitals is a bad thing, but when jesus wants you to do it, it's okay. |
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honor4death said: A stallion's penis is approximately 20 inches long in the relaxed state with approximately six to eight inches lying in the prepuce. During erection the size increases about twofold. The penis is roughly divided into the head, body and glans. The glans, or free end of the penis, is bell shaped particularly during erection and ejaculation. The urethral process extends approximately one inch from the surface of the deep depression or fossa glands.
i did some research for you...thats gross still... |
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bump for how much more focused on music this site was "back in the day" |
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| bump for how much more focused on music this site was "back in the day" |
Don't worry. Nobody ever went to these threads. |
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THIS FORUM WENT COMPLETELY DOWN HILL ONCE METALLICA RELEASED THE BLACK ALBUM |
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I remember fapping to something in this thread. |
 
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