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returntothepit >> discuss >> a thread about the ladies by Josiah_the_Black on Sep 23,2004 5:59pm
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toggletoggle post by Josiah_the_Black  at Sep 23,2004 5:59pm edited Sep 23,2004 6:11pm
post pics of your top 3 most beautiful women...

1. josie maran



2. kate beckinsale



3. lucy pinder



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 23,2004 6:09pm
I can't see any of those pictures dammit. Goddam firewall. Find me some Jennifer Connolly. I'm on a kick for her today.



toggletoggle post by Josiah_the_Black  at Sep 23,2004 6:12pm
ya it fucked up for me too i think its more than a firewall conflicti'm gonna try posting them separately



toggletoggle post by Josiah_the_Black  at Sep 23,2004 6:13pm
1. josie maran



toggletoggle post by Josiah_the_Black  at Sep 23,2004 6:15pm
2. kate beckinsale



toggletoggle post by Josiah_the_Black  at Sep 23,2004 6:16pm
3. lucy pinder



toggletoggle post by Bradness at Sep 23,2004 6:17pm




toggletoggle post by Bradness at Sep 23,2004 6:18pm
you're welcome, good night!!



toggletoggle post by Josiah_the_Black  at Sep 23,2004 6:19pm



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 23,2004 8:06pm
i love jennifer

it's too bad hollywood is trying to make her anorexic


the double dong scene in requiem sure makes me wet


not

lol



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 23,2004 8:11pm
I'm all set with beating off to a scene with Keith David in it. BLUUUUH



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 23,2004 8:15pm
i dunno who that is

but i'm angry right now because hollywood makes girls anorexic!



toggletoggle post by Josiah_the_Black  at Sep 23,2004 8:15pm
actually, not eating makes girls anorexic



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 23,2004 8:16pm
The black dude that did Spawn's voice. And most importantly, fought Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live"



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 23,2004 8:16pm
and they don't eat because of hollywood telling them they are fat...

don't get me started..i lived there for a few months and the things i saw and heard....



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 23,2004 8:23pm
I like some meat on them bones. Like fat chicks. Who are black. And happen to be men.


(forgive me brockie for I have sinned)



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 23,2004 8:27pm
man, have I go the meat for you!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 23,2004 8:29pm
Even American celeb women who have great figures end up jumping aboard the Emaciation Bandwagon. Look what happened to Jennifer Connelly. Not so long ago she had a great body with the kind of big breasts that if Tipper weren't around, I would love to . . . uh, but never mind about that. The point is that Jennifer Connelly once had a heavenly body. Then what happened is that one or more of her celeb Emaciation Chic friends convinced her that she was . . . fat. The next thing we knew, Jennifer showed up at the Academy Awards ceremony looking like she had just been liberated from Dachau.

Gone was that terrific body, replaced by an unhealthy looking anorexic conglomeration of skin and bones. Her full bustline had shrunk away to reveal a couple of very unattractive steroidal chest muscles.

No wonder Jennifer looked so unhappy. Starvation sure ain't conducive to feelings of joy. If Jennifer thought becoming Miss Anorexia was some sort of upward career move, she was sadly mistaken. Guys won't pay to see a shrunken, muscle-chested Jennifer Connelly. And that new sourpuss look on her face sure doesn't help matters any.

Of course, Jennifer Connelly is not alone in her new look. Go to La-La Land and you will find it full of walking female toothpicks with large heads atop skeletal frames.

~~~~~~~~~~

ok i'm done

>gets off of soap box



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 23,2004 8:31pm
that doesn't read like you wrote it.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 23,2004 8:32pm
also, 10 women in hollywood does not a country make.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 23,2004 8:32pm
i didn't write it silly

it's an article written by a dude



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 23,2004 8:32pm
the_reverend said:
also, 10 women in hollywood does not a country make.


ok




toggletoggle post by Josiah_the_Black  at Sep 23,2004 10:11pm
succubus, i was just making a joke before
i didnt mean to make you rant



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Sep 23,2004 10:16pm
the_reverend said:
man, have I go the meat for you!


Finally, another fan of Charles S. Dutton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Sep 23,2004 11:29pm
way to suck josh you're pics aren't showing up slut!



toggletoggle post by Josiah_the_Black  at Sep 24,2004 4:14pm
i know i dont know whats wrong, they sometimes show up and sometimes not



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Sep 24,2004 4:57pm
the_reverend said:
man, have I go the meat for you!


They should put that picture next to "nigger" in the dictionary.





toggletoggle post by Lynneaus  at Sep 24,2004 5:10pm
my friends say i look like jennifer connelly when she was young..... i think they are nuts



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 24,2004 5:11pm
what the fuck. show more connelly pictures. and some lynn as well for the hell of it.



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