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returntothepit >> discuss >> guess what i just did at work? by succubus on Sep 22,2004 2:33pm
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 22,2004 2:33pm
i told the entire room to fuck off


go me

my boss didn't say anything though



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Sep 22,2004 2:39pm
i'd have to see it to believe it.



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 22,2004 2:41pm
I am in the other room and the boss just came over and said she did. She is apparently not in a very touchy, feely good mood today!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 22,2004 2:43pm
i'd tell you to come here and i'd do it again...but i scared a few people because after i said it...

one older man (twice my age who does the same thing as me) said..wow...did someone hit a sorespot with you?

i said YES , the fuckoff comment didn't set you off?

and they totally dropped it and are keeping to themselves now

i hate people who don't fuckin know me and get on my case about shit that is NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS

and then Shannon (who gets mad at them too) is telling me to relax and chill out

i'm fine now because i think i scared them



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Sep 22,2004 2:43pm
whoah! succubus angry?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 22,2004 2:44pm
i prefer it when aaron calls it being "passionate"

lol

i'm fine now..but these people rub me the wrong way



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 22,2004 2:47pm
KIll 'em all!

Sometimes I'm glad I don't have a job.






toggletoggle post by ArrowHead  at Sep 22,2004 2:49pm
I got demoted for my temper problem. I had my own store, and was running the best figures in the district, but I told one too many customers to fuck off.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 22,2004 2:49pm
i'm fine now..

but first i don't go out to lunch with them and they spread rumors that i am anorexic (last year i was techincally under weight)

anyhow, i got sick this year...and then if i eat a piece of chocolate or something junk...someone comments "all you eat is crap"

like what the fuck?

how do you know?




toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 22,2004 2:51pm
oh what did it today was someone telling me that my badge ID was a horrible photo of me

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING ME UP IN THE COMPUTER YOU NOSEY BITCH?




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 22,2004 2:51pm
you know if you ignore them,
you will live longer.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 22,2004 2:52pm
i'm ok now...i'm over it



toggletoggle post by Lynneaus  at Sep 22,2004 2:53pm
:O


this ladies and gentleman answers the post the other day "have you ever seen a french candian angry?" (maybe not by birth but it rubbed off on you)



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 22,2004 2:54pm
no, ask aaron, my anger is my 100% italian blood



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead  at Sep 22,2004 2:57pm
succubus said:
oh what did it today was someone telling me that my badge ID was a horrible photo of me

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING ME UP IN THE COMPUTER YOU NOSEY BITCH?



As I posted in the other thread, a comment like that is defineable as sexual harrassment. Just threaten to sue, and watch the whole office kiss your ass for a while.




toggletoggle post by ArrowHead  at Sep 22,2004 2:57pm
succubus said:
no, ask aaron, my anger is my 100% italian blood


Italian bitches are the only women in the world who get sexier when thier angry. Except my grandma, she's never sexy, so keep your hands off her.




toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 22,2004 2:59pm
get this...so another girl said.. "i'm hungry"
and a guy says " Do you want my banana?"

and they both burst out laughing..

Arrowhead, this room i am in is a sexual harassment suit waiting for the wrong person to come in...




toggletoggle post by ArrowHead  at Sep 22,2004 3:02pm
Yeah, I've worked places like that. I used to slap my GM in the nuts when he was standing and talking with the District Manager. Or we'd answer the phones "would you like pick-up, or deliver-me"



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 22,2004 3:02pm
Hahahahahaha banana.



toggletoggle post by Lynneaus  at Sep 22,2004 3:04pm
succubus said:
get this...so another girl said.. "i'm hungry"
and a guy says " Do you want my banana?"

and they both burst out laughing..

Arrowhead, this room i am in is a sexual harassment suit waiting for the wrong person to come in...






toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 22,2004 3:08pm
What did the male banana say to the female banana?



toggletoggle post by Lynneaus  at Sep 22,2004 3:09pm
peel off my pants beat me and ill creme everywhere?



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 22,2004 3:10pm
uh no. but thatll be good too.










He said: "I find you APPEALING"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Did I spell appealing wrong? I think I did.



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 22,2004 3:20pm
The funny thing is, the one that said "want my banana" looks to be about 16, so actually it would be "want my baby gerkin"!!!!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 22,2004 3:21pm
Oh snap!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 22,2004 3:22pm
Hey shannon. Its the your hot alter ego.


What's goin on?



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 22,2004 3:24pm
looking hotter than ever I bet!!!

Not much, just trying to keep Succubus from going Italian on all our co-workers!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 22,2004 3:24pm
Them romans were brutal.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 22,2004 3:26pm
lucky thing i'm not roman



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 22,2004 3:27pm
your not, damn!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 22,2004 3:27pm
italian but not from rome



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 22,2004 3:29pm
guess you never heard that old ass saying "I'm part Roman anbd part part Russian....Roman hands and Russian fingers"....hahaha



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 22,2004 3:30pm
nope



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 22,2004 3:38pm
Oh well, its one of those old dumb ones like "if I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me" or "nice jeans, can I talk you out of them"....



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead  at Sep 22,2004 3:59pm
succubus said:
italian but not from rome



"Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, ha?

Vincenzo Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.

Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.

Vincenzo Coccotti: Come again?

Clifford Worley: It's a fact. See, Sicilians have black blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.

Vincenzo Coccotti: Yes...

Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, Sicilians were like wops from northern Italy. They all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...

Vincenzo Coccotti: [laughs]

Clifford Worley: No, I'm quoting... history. It's written, it's a fact, it's written.

Vincenzo Coccotti: [laughs] I love this guy.

Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are niggers. Yeah, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, yeah, and she had a half nigger kid... Now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? Cause you, you're part eggplant."


Sorry, I love that movie.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Sep 22,2004 4:15pm
yo go girl. show no mercy!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 22,2004 4:27pm
and sicilians are not italian

heh



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 22,2004 4:27pm
BornSoVile said:
yo go girl. show no mercy!



josh, i'm stuck here until 9! bring me dinner =)



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 22,2004 4:28pm
i'm sicilian. *strokes enormous penis*



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 22,2004 4:33pm
HEY!! Quit stroking my enormous penis. Play with your own shriveled plum you bastard!!

-some dude with an enormous penis



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 22,2004 4:39pm
we have obviously entered into the world of fantasy now!!!




toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 22,2004 4:40pm
Shannon said:
we have obviously entered into the world of fantasy now!!!



are you trying to say you've seen / dealth with Hooker's penis??



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 22,2004 4:42pm
succubus said:
Shannon said:
we have obviously entered into the world of fantasy now!!!



are you trying to say you've seen / dealth with Hooker's penis??


Oh Girl, you suck....you really do suck!





toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 22,2004 4:42pm


I have no idea what's going on right now.



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 22,2004 4:44pm
Hooker said:


I have no idea what's going on right now.


Good answer, just keep pretending you don't and it will all go away. Just like a wet dream!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 22,2004 4:44pm
WHOAH

hooker and shannon

hmm

and i only find out now!



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 22,2004 4:46pm
Huh, what,...did you just say "Shannon is a Hooker"....
How dare you tell everyone and I thought we were friends!!!!



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 22,2004 4:48pm
I don't even know who this shannon dude is, but if he's got manboobs, count me in.



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 22,2004 4:50pm
Whoa DUDE, yeah a handful of manboobs at least!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 22,2004 5:53pm
succubus said:
and sicilians are not italian

heh


The hell there not!

They are plenty Italian. And all Italians are roman. The EMPIRE!!!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 22,2004 5:58pm
umm nope ..

Sicilians are proud of being Sicilian and claim to be better than italian



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 22,2004 6:01pm
succubus and shannon make a dangerously sexy team



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 22,2004 6:02pm
Well I have seen Shannon so its 50% sexy so far.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 22,2004 6:04pm
swamplorddvm said:
Well I have seen Shannon so its 50% sexy so far.


ok dude if you come to this site and you don't know what succubus looks like then there is seriously something wrong with u. add the other 50% in there



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 22,2004 6:07pm
Oops I mean I havent (HAVE NOT) seen Shannon.



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 22,2004 6:09pm
Kalopsia said:
succubus and shannon make a dangerously sexy team




and why is that?



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 22,2004 6:17pm
swamplorddvm said:
Oops I mean I havent (HAVE NOT) seen Shannon.


since your my alter ego, don't you catch a glimpse of me in the mirror once in awhile.....Muuahahahaha (stole succubus's evil laugh)




toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 22,2004 6:31pm
Im mostly awake when you (we) shower.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 22,2004 6:32pm
you guys must play with yourselves too



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 22,2004 6:33pm
well she does. Then I just watch.



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 22,2004 6:35pm
ok, this alter ego shit is getting freaky...I had no idea he was watching!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 22,2004 6:35pm
But I laways have to remind her to wipe front to back.



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 22,2004 6:35pm
and I have to remind him not to shake it so much when he is done!



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 22,2004 6:38pm
*puts cigarette out on scrotum*



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 22,2004 6:38pm
Well christ no matter how much I shake theres always alittle drip!!!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 22,2004 6:41pm
i wanna know which part hooker played with



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 22,2004 6:42pm
Hooker said:


I have no idea what's going on right now.





toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 22,2004 6:43pm
what?



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 22,2004 6:48pm
Hooker is taking the "hmmm, which way did he go" route!



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