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returntothepit >> discuss >> an interesting "tool" for the men and their tools by the_reverend on Sep 15,2004 1:29pm
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 15,2004 1:41pm
looks like it will work better than the fake vagina...i hear those break easily



toggletoggle post by blue nli at Sep 15,2004 1:42pm
man, thats a lot of machinery for a spanking.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Sep 15,2004 2:49pm
HAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Sep 15,2004 3:10pm
300 Bucks??? I'll wait till Ronco. brings out one for $29.95.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 15,2004 3:12pm
but there will be knives inside it.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 15,2004 3:13pm
I just leave a pumpkin in the sun for about a week.



toggletoggle post by baneofexistence at Sep 15,2004 3:16pm
microwave a zukenii and cut one end off poke finger in to get it started and to test the warmth



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 15,2004 3:16pm
I think I'll stay with the pumpkin. Zucchini is too penile. I might be tempted to fellate it or something you know?



toggletoggle post by retzam at Sep 15,2004 3:17pm
Hooker said:
I think I'll stay with the pumpkin. Zucchini is too penile. I might be tempted to fellate it or something you know?


I completely empathize with that statement.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Sep 15,2004 3:28pm
what will they think of next....




toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 15,2004 5:49pm
this is why you get fuck buddies. that way you get no hassle sex for free



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Sep 15,2004 11:40pm
i just thought of something... is the umm "tube" stretchy? 'cos what if your tool doesn't fit in it? or gets stuck??



toggletoggle post by abbath at Sep 16,2004 12:03am
damn that guys penis is small!!



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Sep 16,2004 12:04am
yeah, that's kinda what i was thinking...



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