if there ever was a truly evil creature, it was a girl. they think nothing of ripping your heart out and showing it to you and then having the gall to ask for pity...
fuck

No shit!!!

if whacking off was a little bit better i would swear them off altogether haha

write a song about it.

jere said:

nli @ the moment said:

whoops i hit enter by accident

i wanted to say you sound scorned bet you wish that you pummiled her brown hole till she bled

reminds me of the simpsons episode with sarah gilbert (the middle kid on rosanne that makes out with another girl in some other movie) where she rips out bart's heart.
"you won't be needing this"

hahahahahahahahaha

shes also 'half-pints' sister.

jere, sounds like you need to get shitfaced and pass out.
thats always the best thing to do, cuz the next day, u think more about your head than u do the girl.

http://cockgaggers.com

powerkok said:

you mean getting head.

well, of course.

fuck girls

dyingmuse said:


thank you

why don't you just choose sodomy?

there's always the fleshlight or blow up dolls

you could always fuck a bologna sandwich

lol, wow

with mayonouise or without?

With mustard.

Yes, women suck. All of you.

fuck that retzam, me no like mustard

Fucking cunt angela just blew me off tonight... w/e, more beer for me

Slayer272 said:

I'm with you guy.

moran said:
yeah my bf tells me that all the time

"honey, YOU SUCK a mean cock"

oh and is response to this thread title..you haven't met the right girl yet, they are not all bad

the fact that this message board is mostly a sausage fest shows with threads like these..lol

maybe you should start an emo band. i hear its kinda therapeutic.

women who you're in a relationship with are all evil, yet I still refuse to write an emo song about it.

i guess we can be pretty evil, but evil makes my husband bring me home flowers