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returntothepit >> discuss >> Movie: Napoleon Dynamite by Kalopsia on Sep 4,2004 2:24pm
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toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 4,2004 2:24pm
horrible, horrible fucking movie. super boring, super stupid, very little parts that are actually funny. a complete waste of 2 hours of my life. don't watch it



toggletoggle post by ASSUCK   at Sep 4,2004 4:17pm
it looks funny, but i get the vibe that its funniest parts are the ones they show in the commercial, and then the movie sucks.

is that how this was?



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Sep 4,2004 5:06pm
kalopsia.....

girls like guys with skills, you know nunchuk skills, bow hunting skills...... cha...jeez



toggletoggle post by thornnvine  at Sep 4,2004 10:36pm
i just got home from the theater seeing this flick. I actually thought it was funny, but then again, I don't take too many things seriously.
The dancing part was hillarious.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 4,2004 11:27pm
the dancing part was cool, but very little else was good. yea assuck, the majority of funny shit was in the commercials. 15 minutes into the movie i had already decided that i wanted to leave, but didn't because i had a date with me.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 4,2004 11:28pm
and MDD, he called them nuMchuks



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 5,2004 10:08am
meh, it doesn't look interesting to me



toggletoggle post by ASSUCK   at Sep 5,2004 11:18am
i'll end up seeing it, but i wanna see HERO first



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Sep 5,2004 11:20am
i wanna see hero too!

i'm a sucker for fighting asians.

;)



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 5,2004 1:56pm
tom, aaron and i went to see Hero..there's a post somewhere



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Sep 5,2004 3:11pm
yes Hero looks most excellent i'm playing on seeing it on wednesday i believe...



toggletoggle post by retzam at Sep 5,2004 3:18pm
Kalopsia said:
and MDD, he called them nuMchuks


That is an acceptable spelling and pronunciation.

The Japanese name for them is Nunchaku, which is accepted as an English word also. It can be called Nunchaku, Nunchuck, Numchuck, Nunchucks, or Numchucks, but usually it is refered to as one of the last two.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Sep 5,2004 3:19pm
tell em steve daveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Sep 5,2004 3:44pm
hahahaha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 10,2005 11:24pm
watching it now.
I want a damn quesadila!



toggletoggle post by timma at Jun 10,2005 11:34pm
its a liger. its pretty much my favorite animal ever.

as a side note, i did see a picture of a suposedly real Liger, and that fucking thing is huge.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jun 10,2005 11:40pm
she grew up!

she's teenager in this movie!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 10,2005 11:41pm edited Jun 10,2005 11:42pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 10,2005 11:45pm
ok, what year is this suppose to be in?
the guy mentioned 1982...
but the brother is in chatrooms all the time.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 11,2005 1:02am
you mean hes the one in the chat rooms all day talking with hot chikth.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 11,2005 1:03am
I still love when Kip electrocutes napoleon
"Take it off...it kills.....It killls"



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jun 11,2005 1:34am
Fucking funny movie!

I just watched it tonight with friends, 3rd time that I've seen it.

It is set in present times Rev, it's just that they are in Idaho, which is way behind the times.

"I caught you a delicious bass."

Mike, you just don't get in because you aren't in on the joke, you dork.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 11,2005 1:35am
I sort of thought about the midwest factor.
that's what I was going with until carina asked about the 80s.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 11,2005 1:36am
Kips blinger takes the cake.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jun 11,2005 1:46am
Yeah, but Summer and the other girls dance to a Backstreet Boys song during her "skit" near the end.

"Napoleon, you'll meet a babe someday... Peace Out!"

hahahaha



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 11,2005 1:47am
hahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Jun 11,2005 1:56am
what a shitty movie



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jun 11,2005 1:58am
Wrong.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 11,2005 1:59am
yeah, I caught the bsb and jamiroquai



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 11,2005 2:01am
thegreatspaldino said:
what a shitty movie


You prolly laugh at the jokes on 'full house' tho.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 11,2005 2:01am
or wait, youre prolly an 'anime' guy.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jun 11,2005 2:03am
He's just a "decroded" piece of crap!



toggletoggle post by dan. at Jun 11,2005 2:03am
i thought it was a really disturbing film. i laughed at parts, but felt uneasy for most of it. which i think was the point....but maybe not. all and all, this is basicly what makes a good movie. but its cool to hate it or whatever



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 11,2005 2:08am
dan.'s review in 100% on point.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Jun 11,2005 2:12am edited Jun 11,2005 2:13am
the movie was overly boring. i am a sarcastic person, and when i get sarcastic, especially when i make fun of really stupid/slow people, i use a "Napoleon" like voice. so after speaking like that for years, saying dumb shit in a boring monotone voice for a couple hours straight isnt exactly funny. and the dancing part... that wasnt even funny. everything about that movie was tedious except when Pedro's cousin or whatever pulled up to the bully and shook his head or whatever... that was chuckle worthy.

and so what if i do like anime? im a huge fan of the great comedy movies like Orgazmo, Airplane 1 and 2, the Loaded Weapon series, Kentucky Fried Movie, the Naked Gun series, Hot Shots 1 and 2, Spy Hard and others... this just wasnt funny at all.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 11,2005 2:14am
my copy of KFM won't play in any DVD player...
so don't remind me.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Jun 11,2005 2:15am
that sucks! that movie is so classic and is 5949942934 times more hilarious than Napoleon Dynamite



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 11,2005 2:16am
after seeing ND, I can fully respect someone's not liking it.
a lot of it was labored.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Jun 11,2005 2:19am
thegreatspaldino said:
the movie was overly boring. i am a sarcastic person, and when i get sarcastic, especially when i make fun of really stupid/slow people, i use a "Napoleon" like voice. so after speaking like that for years, saying dumb shit in a boring monotone voice for a couple hours straight isnt exactly funny. and the dancing part... that wasnt even funny. everything about that movie was tedious except when Pedro's cousin or whatever pulled up to the bully and shook his head or whatever... that was chuckle worthy.

and so what if i do like anime? im a huge fan of the great comedy movies like Orgazmo, Airplane 1 and 2, the Loaded Weapon series, Kentucky Fried Movie, the Naked Gun series, Hot Shots 1 and 2, Spy Hard and others... this just wasnt funny at all.


I'm always surprised when I find out that anyone else has seen Kentucky Fried Movie. My favorite comedy flick is Amazon Women on the Moon.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 11,2005 2:21am
what about catholic highschool girls in trouble



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Jun 11,2005 2:24am
...


NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Jun 11,2005 9:27am
ND is so good! how could you people say it wasnt funny!

jeezzzzzzz get a sense of humor....



toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Jun 11,2005 10:06am
it figures that crotchlopsia wouldnt like this movie because he has no sense of humor he is just a boring dork. thats why his girlfriend humps black dudes while i get sweet air off of her ass and jump into the back of her ugly whale head LOL!! usually RayQwon Lopsia just sits there wondering what it would feel like to shave his legs and sighing a lot. this movie is only for the pEEps that dont take anything too seriously. well anyway, its saturday and ma is packing the car i have another competition at the Razer today i wish that you could all come out and watch. they had a band there last week called blackout frenzy they were so aweZZ0oMEEE!!! they knew how to throw down the siK m0sH! ok well if you havent seen this movie then you should it a good one! LOL!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 11,2005 10:20am
HAHAHA yes! The return of Radical Dirt Biker!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 11,2005 10:25am
I've seen a liger before. I saw it two years in a row at King Richard's Faire. Fucking huge. Such a cool animal.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Jun 12,2005 1:39am
__THeMoor__ said:
ND is so good! how could you people say it wasnt funny!

jeezzzzzzz get a sense of humor....


my sense of humor is all i got... well... besides a big doodle.



toggletoggle post by timma at Jun 12,2005 12:14pm
the_reverend said:
what about catholic highschool girls in trouble


HAHAHAHHAA, dude...i totally remember that movie. i think i saw it when i was like 13 and it changed my life forever.



toggletoggle post by dneirflrigruoydeliani   at Jun 12,2005 12:21pm
vote for summer!



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Jun 12,2005 3:15pm
pedro offers you his protection



toggletoggle post by malettey  at Jun 12,2005 4:17pm
i liked napoleon dynamite. i can understand why some people might not like it, the humor isn't what most people expect in comedies, but i thought it was funny.



toggletoggle post by dneirflrigruoydeliani   at Jun 12,2005 5:20pm
i think it is awsome that all the main charactors being Pedro, Napoleon, Kip, and Deb only smile once through the whole movie and that is in the last 10 minutes.



toggletoggle post by yodaslab at Jun 13,2005 2:21pm
lafawnduh is hot, im not partial to african american women, but i think shes hot



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Jun 13,2005 3:55pm
My 2 cents:
Great flick. Funny as hell. The cousin who desperately wanted to go back to 1982 was amazing. Buying a time machine off Ebay was the best part of the movie.
Great characters. Funny script.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 28,2010 11:20am
what an awkward movie. I love it.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 28,2010 11:53am edited Feb 28,2010 11:53am
dance scene.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Feb 28,2010 12:25pm
"A frickin' 12 gauge, what do you think!?"



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 28,2010 1:35pm
On last night, I, dunno.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Feb 28,2010 6:46pm
Fucking Hipster White-Nigger Heaven.



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