~fuckstain
~fucklick
~cuntrag (although i thought it was CUMrag..har har, my bad)


thank you Shannon!



who wants to teach me more??

are you serious? Those are old. here are a few that I cooked up myself....

cockbison.
bone holder.
ass battalion
vaginal flapjack

ok but tell me what they mean, or use them in a sentence or something

english is my 3rd language ..i don't know a lot of slang dirty expressions

I don't know.

Just call people them.


Here...


Bank Teller: how may I help you?

Carina: I'd like to deposit this check.

Bank Teller: ok just fill out this form plea....

Carina: fucking cockbison. go eat a vaginal flap jack. oh, and do you sell stamps?

Triceranigger

Stinkflags

Danilo Vega-Mucci

manbat

cock-knuckle
douche-nugget
spank-a-tron

these are great!
cockbison is my fave so far

yea, cockbison and vaginal flapjack are the best

yeah hooker's are the best!

he also posted: "cacaclown" in another thread....
he's full of them!

heh

oh I'm glad you guys like them. slayer, send me pictures of you in various states of undress..

hooker@randomactsofviolence.com

I like dudes.

piss flippers

piss flippers..heh

hooker..i thought you and slayer were in the same room..each on a different computer..why don't you snap pics

Nope.

There are enough pics of me half naked on the net don't you think?

i only know of the topless ones i took on my site and the ones rev took on here

lol, when did this become the naked hooker thread?

my favortie word i ever invented is "Douche Ass Hat" say that to some one and see the funniest reaction you'll ever witness

words i made up:

gump: vaginal discharge
meat mop: either a really dirty loose vagina, or a tampon

there's at least 20 more but im drawing a blank for some reason

crayon-cock
zuchhini tits
beef drapes

used in sentences:

"I was eating her out and she blew her gump all over my face."

"That girl is such a whore, i bet she has a meat mop"

or

"She took out her meat mop and slapped me in the face with it."

or...
the bitch with zuchhini tits stuffed assucks crayon cock into her beef drapes.

exactly


beef drapes, meat mop, its all the same

we call our singer pepperoni nipples.

i wanna take that cumrag and suffocate the cuntrag with it, after that
and why is he acting like a fuckin cockbison? god man fucktards
the world's a cacaclown

Shit neck
Asscake
fuckstick
dicktits

Those all rank as good ones that you might or might not have heard

assuck would be proud!!!!

Carina: oh and last week i was in the caf with steve B
Carina: he bought me a coffee one day
Carina: and then next day i was buying him one
Carina: and then ryan came up behind us
Carina: and i ended up paying for his coffee too :-(
Carina: YUCK
Shannon: you SAP!
Shannon: :-D
Carina: and he went to DD with jill...you think he offered to spot me?
Carina: nope
Shannon: of course not....you only pay for his if you can spit in it 1st!!!
Carina: dammit
Shannon: what?
Carina: dammit because i paid for his coffee and didn't get to spit in it
Carina: :-(
Shannon: or like that guy on RTTP who said he used to piss in his bosses coffee, maybe we should have gone to DD for the group.
Carina: hahahaha
Carina: next time
Carina: we should
Carina: i'm not kidding
Carina: wow that would be awesome!
Carina: next testing cycle?
Carina: we volunteer
Shannon: yeah, we could put our meat mop in their coffee (famous words of assuck).....hahahahahaha
their coffee (famous words of assuck).....hahahahahaha
Carina: lt's do it
Carina: let's
Carina: would that be really mean?
Carina: what do you think?
Carina: answer!!1
Carina: i'm serious
Shannon: fuck em, they suck anyway!
Carina: we would go to hell for that?
Carina: i mean..i feel like it's mean

shannon: fuck em, they suck anyway!
Carina: i mean..i feel like it's mean
Carina: but they are such pricks to us
Carina: him and her only though
Carina: no one else
~~~~

is this why i am going to hell?

i don't think you're going to hell... maybe just to visit everyone else, but you can leave when you want

good point...i mean the rev ASKS me to pee in his coffee instead of using milk..so how bad can this be?

HOORAY FOR MEAT MOPS.

i hope you mean the tampon one though, cause i'd feel bad for aaron if you had a meat mop vagina