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returntothepit >> discuss >> Post Humorous Overly Satanic Lyrics by Dissector on Sep 1,2004 11:15pm
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toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Sep 1,2004 11:15pm
Some lyrics by these satanic death metal and black metal bands are just way too funny.

"You Say You Are God, I Say Kill The Jew. You Say I Am Forgiven And I Say Fuck You" Blood For Blood by Nunslaughter

That's the only thing on my mind right now but I know there have been countless others in the past that has made me giggle. Anything from Deicide.




toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 1,2004 11:31pm
off the top of my head all i can think of is:

"God is dead!
You're god is dead!
God is dead!
I am the Devil" -God Dethroned.

I forget the name of the song.



toggletoggle post by blue nli at Sep 1,2004 11:35pm
any deicide lyrics. end of story.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Sep 1,2004 11:40pm
"Hail Satan, kill the savoir he stole my lollipop now he's going to pay. I hate it when people wrong me so I will kill him now. I hate bullies" - Really Nasty Papercut. One of the funniest bands ever!



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 1,2004 11:58pm
IMPALED NORTHERN MOON FOREST!



toggletoggle post by abhorred  at Sep 2,2004 12:02am edited Sep 2,2004 12:03am
dark funeral - open the gates

Oh, mighty lord of the evil realm
Open the gates to your dominion
Save me from this holy light
That makes me suffer like a pig
Satan lead me to your throne
And make me one with hell
I kneel before you dark lord
And swear the unholy oath

Unholy master Satan - make my wish come true
Open wide your kingdom-where all the evil rule
Lord of hell possess my soul
With thousand mad and insane demons
Lock up, the seven gates
And bring out your infernal legions

Lucifer - lead me to your throne
Satan - bless my damned soul
Belial - baptize me in blood
Leviathan - take me to the depths

Open the gates - Satan
Open the gates - Satan
Open the gates - Satan
Open the gates - Satan

Master-cast your spell on earth
Curse the waek disciples, their holy soul must burn
Lord of fire - consume the holy lord
Your black flame of damnation shall purify the world

Lucifer - let the cursed soul burn
Satan - make fire consume the world
Belial - sacrifice thy holy blood
Leviathan - show their lord your wrath

Open the gates - Satan
Open the gates - Satan
Open the gates - Satan
Open the gates - Satan


this song is great he says the word satan somthing like 22 times in the song.....



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Sep 2,2004 12:06am
Yeah I like the fact that Dark Funeral can write whole song lyrics with just reciting different names for satan.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Sep 2,2004 12:07am
jesus christ is dead and bleeding
jesus christ is dead oh my
jesus christ is dead and bleeding
jesus christ wants me to die.

random verse/chorus i wrote. doesnt mean anything but it fits a slow blast beat or a 1-2 beat nicely.



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Sep 2,2004 12:08am
lyrics to god of emptiness arent exactly overly 'satan rahh!!! satan rahh!!' but are enjoyable and satanic, nonetheless.



toggletoggle post by attendmyrequiem in maine at Sep 2,2004 2:55am
I'm crucifying Jesus, banging in the nails,
And I am so happy, because old Jesus failed.
I'm crucifying Jesus, nail him to the cross,
The poor old bastard bleeds to death and I don't give a toss.
I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.
I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.
I'm crucifying Jesus, in my piss he bathes.
I think I am a pervert, I think I am depraved
I'm crucifying Jesus, beat him to a pulp,
I stick my organ in his mouth and on it he must gulp.
I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.
You see that crown of thorns upon his head?
Well that was my idea.
I think I might be going to hell,
Oh dear!
I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.

- The Tiger Lillies



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 2,2004 11:01am
SATANSPAWNTHECACODEMON!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Sep 2,2004 11:02am
Move in! Big Truck! - coal chamber



toggletoggle post by christraper at Sep 2,2004 11:08am
Any Dark Funeral song:

SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 2,2004 11:15am
"Open the door Jehovah you whore"
Deicide - When Satan Rules his World



toggletoggle post by litacore with a strange parasitic phallus growin... think before typing ... at Sep 2,2004 11:41am
Hell has granted me three wishes
I picked Immortality
I ride the gates of darkness (...huh?)
Fuck your Blessed Trinity
'Cos I'm bursting
I'M BURSTING OUT!

-- Venom "Bursting Out"



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Sep 2,2004 11:51am
Joe/NotCommon said:
Move in! Big Truck! - coal chamber



WORST SONG EVER



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Sep 2,2004 5:28pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
Move in! Big Truck! - coal chamber



I think I peed a little when I read that.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 2,2004 5:41pm
I rape the nun in thy name. I piss on monopoly, a crapy game!!!


-DVM



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