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returntothepit >> discuss >> funniest band faces thread by arsonick on Sep 1,2004 8:21pm
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toggletoggle post by arsonick   at Sep 1,2004 8:21pm
well i was going through some ion dissonance pics and immediately thought of making this thread.








toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 1,2004 8:30pm
That fucking guy from Killswitch. I've only seen them when he was the drummer but jesus christ he needs to calm down.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Sep 1,2004 8:35pm


Me



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 1,2004 8:37pm
Is that Rocky Dennis from Mask with Cher?



toggletoggle post by blue nli at Sep 1,2004 8:51pm
every other abhorred picture with ben or eric makes me die with laughter. then again, i make some horrible faces as well.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Sep 1,2004 8:57pm


I look rather gay here.....



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Sep 1,2004 9:47pm


or




toggletoggle post by arsonick   at Sep 1,2004 10:31pm edited Sep 1,2004 10:32pm

what the.. FUCK? hahahaoops!



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Sep 1,2004 10:57pm


There's Greg's money shot face.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 1,2004 11:03pm
blue nli said:
every other abhorred picture with ben or eric makes me die with laughter.


you're not the only one. i'm lookin for some of the really good ones now



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 1,2004 11:05pm



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 1,2004 11:07pm
"Goddamn that cymbal looks tasty!"





toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 1,2004 11:11pm
John stopped in mid-cymbal-crash as a naked Gary Coleman ran in the door.




toggletoggle post by abhorred  at Sep 1,2004 11:13pm



beat this.....




toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 1,2004 11:15pm
i cant even think of a caption for this one





toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 1,2004 11:16pm
thats the one i was looking for but eric beat me to it.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Sep 1,2004 11:17pm
As a band in general, Abhorred has all of us beat.



toggletoggle post by honor4death   at Sep 1,2004 11:17pm edited Sep 1,2004 11:19pm



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Sep 1,2004 11:18pm edited Sep 1,2004 11:22pm
Greg, you're even in a hunched over position.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 1,2004 11:21pm edited Sep 1,2004 11:22pm
only Carina could make the champion of tall look even taller...




toggletoggle post by abhorred  at Sep 1,2004 11:24pm
thats a really cool pic....



toggletoggle post by blue nli at Sep 1,2004 11:24pm

theres something obviously very interesting over there on the left.


my fingers burn, so i must blow on them.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 1,2004 11:24pm
Eric attempts to warn Joe from on stage that the "girl" Joe is hitting on is actually Eric's cousin Hank.




toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Sep 1,2004 11:25pm
Dissector said:


There's Greg's money shot face.


You must have been thinking one of 2 things when this pic was taken
1. "Oh god why did I eat a chili dog and tacos for lunch?"
2. "Oh god why did I ever let Tyler convince me that him sodomizing me isnt gay if I wear a blindfold?"



toggletoggle post by honor4death   at Sep 1,2004 11:25pm
NUMBER 2 IS SO RIGHT



toggletoggle post by blue nli at Sep 1,2004 11:26pm
Dissector said:
As a band in general, Abhorred has all of us beat.


i wholeheartedly agree.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 1,2004 11:26pm
John either got tagged in the balls or he's REALLY gotta piss




toggletoggle post by blue nli at Sep 1,2004 11:27pm
oh man, in the time it took me to find pictures, this thread has gotten even more amazing.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 1,2004 11:27pm
we do our best to entertain both during, AND after our set



toggletoggle post by abhorred  at Sep 1,2004 11:27pm
Dissector said:


Me


this is funny......"you are waaaayyyy too good for that cymbal"



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Sep 1,2004 11:28pm
you need the guit-fan!!



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 1,2004 11:28pm
this thread is fuckin fun. but i'll come back to it later.

i'm sick of looking at my self.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Sep 1,2004 11:28pm
assuck said:
Eric attempts to warn Joe from on stage that the "girl" Joe is hitting on is actually Eric's cousin Hank.


HAHAHAHAHA! I just woke up my parents from laughing so hard.



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toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 1,2004 11:32pm
the last thing poor Jon Benet Ramsey ever saw:




toggletoggle post by abhorred  at Sep 1,2004 11:35pm
ben.......you are the fucking man....my stomach hurts from laughing so hard



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 1,2004 11:37pm
good to know.



toggletoggle post by abhorred  at Sep 1,2004 11:37pm


ben...go nuts



toggletoggle post by abhorred  at Sep 1,2004 11:38pm
ben get on aim



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 1,2004 11:39pm
you gotta gimme something better than that to work with.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 1,2004 11:40pm


our good friend tom is at it again ruining aaron's brutal pics



toggletoggle post by honor4death   at Sep 1,2004 11:42pm edited Sep 1,2004 11:42pm


and again in this one



toggletoggle post by blue nli at Sep 1,2004 11:42pm
ahem. you mispelled it. its br00tal.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Sep 1,2004 11:43pm
There's no way I can be in that "pit" and not start cracking up.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 1,2004 11:43pm
blue nli said:
ahem. you mispelled it. its br00tal.



i thank thee




toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 1,2004 11:44pm
hehehehehee



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Sep 1,2004 11:45pm
honor4death said:


and again in this one


I bet right before they took stage that night. Glen told everybody he was gonna dress up like Shredder from Ninja Turtles, and the rest of the band thought he was joking, so they jokingly replied "Go ahead dude!" Later to find out he was dead serious...



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 1,2004 11:49pm
no they knew glen was gonna do it. he had the same outfit on at the March Metal Meltdown



toggletoggle post by honor4death   at Sep 1,2004 11:49pm

i saw this on toms myspace the other day



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 1,2004 11:50pm
tom needs to stop being in pictures. he keeps ruining thier brOOtality



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Sep 1,2004 11:51pm
Kalopsia said:
no they knew glen was gonna do it. he had the same outfit on at the March Metal Meltdown



Way to ruin a joke.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 1,2004 11:52pm



toggletoggle post by iren_the_viking   at Sep 1,2004 11:52pm
ya i have those moments all the time, people always think im full of shit with my half-cocked ideas, i usually am full of shit but now i have built up a lack of credibility so now i can say anything and get the "ya go ahead dude" response. so now anything is possible. dance my puppets...



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 1,2004 11:52pm
Dissector said:
Kalopsia said:
no they knew glen was gonna do it. he had the same outfit on at the March Metal Meltdown



Way to ruin a joke.



anytime



toggletoggle post by iren_the_viking   at Sep 1,2004 11:53pm
Kalopsia said:


he's got a pertty mouth ahuck ahuck



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Sep 2,2004 12:01am


He looks like a cat getting real pissed off at one of those fake mice with bells that cats play with.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 2,2004 12:22am
Dissector said:


He looks like a cat getting real pissed off at one of those fake mice with bells that cats play with.



do u think he noticed the microphone was about 5 inches below his mouth, resulting in him not being heard through the PA?



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Sep 2,2004 1:01am edited Sep 2,2004 1:01am

i like metal???.....



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Sep 2,2004 1:06am
aegathis and i get a huge laugh at this whenever we see this pic of his guitarist



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 2,2004 1:38am
this is the best thread ever...
carina is sleeping, I hope I didn't wake her up laughing



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 2,2004 2:09am

anime jim

=



toggletoggle post by attendmyrequiem in maine at Sep 2,2004 3:08am
that vocalist looks like the bassist of Burnt by the sun



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 2,2004 10:58am
hooray for cheese



toggletoggle post by christraper at Sep 2,2004 11:02am edited Sep 2,2004 11:05am
ok so nobodys playing any instruments but i thought it was funny anyways.


and who can forget Bloodfucks unbearably grim "deer caught in headlights" look?



toggletoggle post by christraper at Sep 2,2004 11:03am
fuck!



toggletoggle post by christraper at Sep 2,2004 11:03am
just click on the x's itll take you there



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 2,2004 11:05am
hooray for cheese and chicken



toggletoggle post by christraper at Sep 2,2004 11:05am
twas part of a goats head my dear assuck



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 2,2004 11:07am
looked like chicken... i'll take another gander...still looks like chicken, but i'll take your word for it



toggletoggle post by christraper at Sep 2,2004 11:09am
trust me i got that shit all over me at that show



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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 2,2004 11:23am
nothing beats catching someone on the bottom of a head bang

that's like the 3rd shot I've gotten of him like that...
I know I have one of blue some wheres too.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 2,2004 11:26am
i'm too damn skinny for my face jiggle like that



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 2,2004 11:26am
hahahaha

these are great!

i guess i got a lot of Abhorred keepers!
heh

i still love that Jim one!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 2,2004 11:26am
I don't see it,
but I found this keeper..



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Sep 2,2004 11:36am
carina, do you have the picture from the evo's show where we are all looking at drummer john and pointing? i couldnt find it



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Sep 2,2004 12:32pm
Thread over.

http://www.returntothepit.com/media.php?id=48392&date=july242003&pic=youre_fired043.jpg

Any picture of Larry is amazing, but this is my favorite.



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toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Sep 2,2004 12:34pm
Thanks Joe. I suck at computers.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 2,2004 2:38pm


I don't know about funniest but I get the award for fucking CREEPIEST hands down.



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Sep 2,2004 2:39pm



toggletoggle post by ASSUCK   at Sep 2,2004 2:42pm
that guy looks like hes about to pass out from being so grim and kvlt



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 2,2004 2:44pm



toggletoggle post by jake at Sep 2,2004 2:54pm
frankenstein's monster.






toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 2,2004 4:19pm
HAHAHA!!!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 2,2004 5:45pm
Nobody ever said Metal was pretty.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 2,2004 5:56pm
No shit. Just look at my retarded gumby body. I skate around on one foot most of the time.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 2,2004 6:01pm



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toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 2,2004 6:08pm
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 2,2004 6:10pm
looks like a dude with downs syndrome getting a beaner



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Sep 2,2004 6:41pm


OWNED!



toggletoggle post by hoser at Sep 3,2004 12:04am edited Sep 3,2004 12:04am
who biffed this dude in the face?



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 3,2004 12:13am
you don't know man??? there was a whole thread about that incident with that kid. i don't know where it is though. i think he was jumped a couple days before the show



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 3,2004 12:14am

I JUST FARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




OH GOD I CAN SMELL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 4,2004 11:32pm


there i am asleep on the job again



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Sep 4,2004 11:37pm
this thread made my night. i've had too much to drink already. i need to get home tonite sometime... fuck...



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Sep 5,2004 12:43am
this is almost as comfortable as my coutch....where did i put the clicker and my beer.....honey!!!! where is the goddamn clicker!

love the wife beater, stains and all



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Sep 5,2004 12:46am
did i let the dog out...shit i forgot to put the clothes in the dryer....what song are we doing?????



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Sep 5,2004 12:50am edited Sep 5,2004 12:54am
gay pride, gay pride...im mean shroud shroud shroud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah i ragged on the other members...i might as shall rag on myself

yeah, i dont think i had enough beer that night!



toggletoggle post by moran   at Sep 5,2004 2:08am
dyingmuse said:
did i let the dog out...shit i forgot to put the clothes in the dryer....what song are we doing?????





toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 5,2004 2:57am
this is the best thread ever



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Sep 5,2004 4:10am
yes, this kicks some butt... i'm sobering up now... BOOOO



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 5,2004 9:39am
honor4death said:


and again in this one


actually i LOVE this one



toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole at home at Sep 5,2004 2:50pm



toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole at home at Sep 5,2004 2:57pm



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 5,2004 4:22pm edited Sep 5,2004 4:23pm


hey look, it's eric rutan



toggletoggle post by Dissector NLI at Sep 5,2004 4:24pm
I don't see the resemblence.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 5,2004 4:26pm
the hair being thrown into the air by fan.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 5,2004 4:27pm


and look, it's his buddy trey azagthoth!!!



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Sep 5,2004 4:51pm edited Sep 5,2004 4:51pm
i saw this pic on the random picture thing and started to wet myself



toggletoggle post by noosebomb666  at Sep 6,2004 12:39pm edited Sep 6,2004 12:43pm







toggletoggle post by blue  at Sep 7,2004 10:35am
Abbath said:
i saw this pic on the random picture thing and started to wet myself


classic.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Sep 7,2004 10:38am

this ones breathtaking.



toggletoggle post by christraper at Sep 7,2004 10:56am
blue said:

this ones breathtaking.


HAHAHAHAHHAHA! You look like Alfred Hitchcock on horse tranquilizers!!!!



toggletoggle post by ASSUCK   at Sep 7,2004 12:06pm
jeff looks like chris cornell in this picture




toggletoggle post by Mary  at Sep 7,2004 12:58pm
christraper said:
ok so nobodys playing any instruments but i thought it was funny anyways.



Hahaha!! It's Lisa!



toggletoggle post by christraper at Sep 7,2004 1:10pm
Lisa rocks.



toggletoggle post by KING NOOSEBOMB at Sep 7,2004 1:19pm
ASSUCK said:
jeff looks like chris cornell in this picture



TO BAD MY WALLET ISN'T AS FAT AS HIS.



toggletoggle post by ASSUCK   at Sep 7,2004 2:50pm
JUST START A BAND WITH TOM MORELLO, YOU'LL BE ALL SET



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Sep 7,2004 4:16pm

guess where my other hand is............ j/k



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Sep 8,2004 7:00pm
moran said:
dyingmuse said:
did i let the dog out...shit i forgot to put the clothes in the dryer....what song are we doing?????




lol, yes, its him!!!!!!!!!

this thread fucking rocks!!!!!!



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toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Sep 10,2004 8:16pm
KeithMutiny said:

guess where my other hand is............ j/k


haha, i look like a 8 year old in an easter photo. to bad there isn't one with ma niggah nate!



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 11,2004 5:08pm



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 12,2004 2:00am



toggletoggle post by hoser at Sep 12,2004 2:25am


Mike is here and he's drunk. He had to poop badly in this pic. His poop was bad.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 12,2004 2:31am



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 12,2004 2:47am


did that dude on the left pee himself???



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Sep 12,2004 3:08am



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Sep 12,2004 12:45pm



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin nli at Sep 12,2004 12:47pm
how do ya post pics....



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 12,2004 12:49pm
in the Quick Response, click on the link that says "insert image" and add the URL of the image. you can't post pictures from your hard drive on this website. you can only post pictures that are on the internet.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Sep 12,2004 1:21pm



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 12,2004 1:47pm


paul was enjoying his blowjob in-between songs



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 12,2004 5:18pm
Kalopsia said:


he was making that face for me..i'm too lazy to look up myne though

lol




toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Oct 22,2004 1:38am



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Oct 22,2004 1:39am
oh man josh is making this too easy




toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Oct 22,2004 1:45am


*insert hick comment here*



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Oct 22,2004 1:46am


hehehe..... a hehe...... hehehehe........... uh....... hehehe...... wanna play with my stars wars figures?



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Oct 22,2004 1:52am


next month's Gay Pride ad: Music for fags!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by WyrmFingerz   at Oct 22,2004 5:26pm
blue said:
Abbath said:
i saw this pic on the random picture thing and started to wet myself


classic.



wow vintage Kubrick... was that jeff sans shirt?



toggletoggle post by kellthevalkyrie  at Oct 22,2004 6:08pm
no, that's Kris with a mother fuckin' K.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Oct 22,2004 6:21pm
excuse me but the best facials go to this man



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Oct 23,2004 12:51pm
this thread has made a triumphant return



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Oct 23,2004 3:23pm
assuck said:
this thread has made a triumphant return


i just couldn't let this thread die man.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Oct 23,2004 3:31pm
dude, i got some real gems out there!



toggletoggle post by KadoogASSÜCK at Feb 14,2009 11:56am
oh man DO IT AGAIN



toggletoggle post by KadoogASSÜCK at Feb 14,2009 12:02pm
KADOOGAN SEZ: I don't know why I bumped this thread, I meant to just post the link in the new one. Oh well.I don't know why I bumped this thread, I meant to just post the link in the new one. Oh well.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 14,2009 12:09pm
Because there's just TOO MUCH HILARIOUSNESS for one thread



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 14,2009 2:23pm
succubus said[orig][quote]
honor4death said:


and again in this one


actually i LOVE this one


I love that last week's VR show was EXACTLY the same crew. The only face here I recognize that wasn't at Hell the other day is Shannon.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 14,2009 2:25pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 14,2009 2:28pm
[/THREAD]



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 14,2009 2:35pm
rofl



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Feb 14,2009 3:20pm
HAHA!



toggletoggle post by REIMROC at Feb 14,2009 3:24pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
HAHA!


whats up dood?



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 14,2009 3:26pm
caps-lock username ftw



toggletoggle post by Stabby_McGunnakillya  at Feb 14,2009 3:47pm edited Feb 14,2009 3:49pm



pic is old as hell. This is what happens when you have to shit in the middle of a set



toggletoggle post by STLUCI at Feb 14,2009 4:34pm
ok i have to add this one :

<a href="http://s30.photobucket.com/albums/c317/STLUCIFOREVA/?action=view¤t=luci2007january7.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c317/STLUCIFOREVA/luci2007january7.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>



toggletoggle post by STLUCI at Feb 14,2009 4:39pm
<a href="http://s30.photobucket.com/albums/c317/STLUCIFOREVA/?action=view¤t=luci2007january7.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c317/STLUCIFOREVA/luci2007january7.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 14,2009 4:48pm
no html. only UBB.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Feb 14,2009 4:58pm
wow....i had forgotten about this thread



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 14,2009 5:11pm
look at all those pictures from back when you used to go to shows.



toggletoggle post by rustyps  at Feb 14,2009 5:23pm
REIMROC said[orig][quote]
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
HAHA!


whats up dood?
NOT MUCH DOOD WAT BOUT U DOOD



toggletoggle post by STLUCI at Feb 14,2009 7:38pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
no html. only UBB.


how would i do that then ? not that versed in UBB.



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