I masturbate once after every meal for fertility purposes. I work at Michaels, Millbury House of Pizza, I independently have a computer repair/network setup biz, and I sell cats, I got a room full of cats- $5 a peice. I crash my blue Ranger into various objects and fly around offroad with it (It fucking rhomps for a 4cyl 5-speed 2X4). I am white trash. For fun I run around in circles chasing my big white penis (I run backwards, picture it). I masturbate before every meal. I throw out the most random craze. I crawl through Roof-E-Oh's tunnels. I masturbate every day after work. I listen to various kinds of completely out of whack music. I masturbate while listening to Elvis (while dancing to Hound Dog. I fix computers all the time... while masturbating. I like baklavas. I like porn. I am a Greek bastard. I play congas.