sorry his testicles arent grim and frostbitten enough for a kvlt and evil Dissection cd. there was a kid in high school that thought he was the most brutal and metal person alive. i would be at lunch and someone would ask me what i was listening to and i said "dissection" and everyone's face was all like "he didnt just say what i think he just said..." then that kid just gave me this cold, northern, snow-covered grimace and like... looked at me condescending-like. kid was a fucking clownshoe. biggest pussy, retard ever.

i had a slipknot shirt on (my mom bought it for me, i was 15) and i mentioned i was listening to Incantation and the kid flipped out "how could you listen to Incantation when you're wearing a slipknot shirt?! you're a poser!" kid would have shit himself if i told him i liked the Beatles and the Tempations too.

all in all... this elitist black metal bullshit attitude is childish. what are you? 12? Dissection isnt even that black metal. they arent tearing up waves in the northern most fjord with their +2 ice surfboard of kvltness, so give it a rest.

im gonna give the gayest and dorkiest 14 year old kids i can find the whole Dissection discography for CHRISTmas. how Tr00 is that?